Have you seen the new Captain Morgan TV AD? I can't find the ad on the net yet. Anyway, It starts of with various people hiking up and spreading their legs like the logo of Captain Morgan. A voice over says "You're friends have it. Even you best friend's hot mom has it. It's easy to tell who has some Captain Morgan in them. Do you have any captain in you?" Ummm No, I do not have any captain in me and I will pass, thanks. Feel free to get some captain in you though and if you are sore and walking funny the next day feel free to blame the Captain!
Jessica Alba in a Bikini. Brings tears of happiness to your eyes doesn't it. Click here for more pics. http://www.sexyandfunny.com/jessicaalba/JessicaAlbaSwimSuit.shtml
I don't generally post moving or inspiring stories, but I thought this one deserved some attention. 6-year-old becomes a hero to band of toddlers. http://www.chron.com/cs/CDA/ssistory.mpl/front/3340752
Sean Penn is a total jerkoff. It's great to help out the hurricane victims when you really mean it. It's bullshit when you bring your entourage and personal photographer. Penn did rescue a few people though at least before his entourage found out he'd forgotten to plug his boat and had to start bailing with a Dixie cup.
Dude you're fucking a dude! How the mighty has fallen the Dell Dude is now sleeping with men for acting roles, weed, and because he likes the taste of a man.