Thursday, April 20, 2006
This is a little segment entitled what would you do? Not to be confused with What Would Jesus Do. I am interested in seeing just how crazy shit could get. So dont' be afraid to show me the crazy! Sound off with the crazy shit you would you do?
What would you do if you were a bus driver and owned the bus?
Sitting at the bus stop you notice the loud face-melting tunes of Metallica. Up rolls a bus with the ugliest paint job you have ever seen. For on my bus it is required that to ride you have throw up your signs and tag some graffiti on. Looking like you are the member of the Partridge Family or a Homosexual Gang you decide to board the bus. As you enter you looks to the back for a seat and notice a striper pole and a bunch of old perverts with dollar bills in thier mouths. I smile at you and offer a Quaalude because your going to need it for this trippy ride.
By the way Happy Hitlers Birthday or Pot Smoking Day, whatever your preference is.
---------------------------- Big D's Response ------------------------------------------------
What a tripy idea CD. Here is my crazy idea for a bus.
A midnight greyhound pulls in as you sit there waiting at the stop for the bus. The windows tinted black with a mysterious vibe to it, it's just a new bus you think. The old lady waiting with you attempts to enter and you hear the driver tell her this is a special membership only bus and she was not a member, she had to wait for another to arrive. You start to give up, but hear a loud Texan drawl say Howdy come on in, your on the list. You board the bus in confusing as the bus driver tells you have a seat "We have a long way to go and a short time to get there." laughs the bus driver. You board in the confusion and walk back and see the bus doesn't have regular chairs but recliners. You think how sweet this is and take a sit. There is a few passengers on the bus, but know where full. You recline your chair getting comfortable thinking you might take a nap. Just as you close your eyes you feel a soft touch on your shoulder. Looking up you see a long legged beauty with a short skirt and tight shirt around some sweet perky tits. She asks if you would like some buffalo wings and a bud light. "Hell Yes!" you say. As she bends down in her cart to fetch the beer it gives you a peak under that skirt and look at that, she has on a thong. As she hands you the beer she sees that stupid grin on your face and smiles. Like what you see she asks and she sits down in you lap and proceeds to feed you the wings. Can laugh get any sweeter you think, when the bus stops? Get the fuck out the driver tells you. You tip the nice lady a twenty and proceed to leave. Just as you start to depart I ask you. About that membership will that be cash or charge?