Monday, May 15, 2006

Taggged, Whatever.

ACCENT: Texas hick.

CHORE I DON'T CARE FOR: Dishes, just throw them away.

ESSENTIAL ELECTRONICS: Computer.

FAVORITE COLOGNE: Heidi Klum is from Cologne, Germany and that counts.

GOLD OR SILVER: Silver. Werewolves, HELLO!

HANDBAG I CARRY MOST OFTEN: I wouldn't say that I carry them, more like run with them. Nothing like the rich reward of some old lady's social security check.

INSOMNIA: For some reason I can only get 13 or 14 hours of sleep on a Sunday. It's sad really, it must be old age. I read somewhere you sleep less when you get older.

KIDS: Scare me!

LIVING ARRANGEMENTS: ALL BY MYSELF!!!

MOST ADMIRABLE TRAIT: I have an admirable trait? Awesome.

NAUGHTIEST CHILDHOOD BEHAVIOR: Renting my dads pornos to classmates in elementary school.

OVERNIGHT HOSPITAL STAYS: Just a few.

PHOBIAS: Babies. Evidently fear is a factor for me.

QUOTE: "A buzzard shit on a flat rock and the sun hatch me."

RELIGION: I was called a heathen once, does that count?

SIBLINGS: 2 older brothers and a twin, Crazy Dan.

TIME I WAKE UP: 30 minutes after the alarm rings.

UNUSUAL TALENT OR SKILL: Giving people shit until they cry or have a nervous breakdown. It's only happened twice, but it was still sweet.

VEGETABLE I REFUSE TO EAT: Tomatoes, you sick bastards.

WORST HABIT: I high five random people. Damn you Jack Daniels.

X-RAYS: Like A list? Shit, damn near every bone in my body.

YUMMY STUFF I COOK: I refuse to answer this question on its gayness. Can't you just see someone answering this with: a steaming pile of cock, Hoo GAAA!!!

ZOO ANIMAL I LIKE MOST: Tricky question do I like stuff that can kill me or animals that remind me of my childhood? I guess I'll go with animals that fling shit.

6 comments:

Mimi said...

The guys in high school lent pornos to each other. But damn, you got a realy start!

Ranea said...

This tag explains alot!

Crazy Dan said...

You did a tag you gay ass mother fucker, I should go into blogger and delete this post!

Curare_Z said...

Is there more than one species of animal that flings shit? Other than monkeys and humans of course....

Big D said...

mimi: It's called good up bringin!

Ranae: You trying to get in my head? I warn you, it's a scary place with lots of loud voices.

CD: At least I posted something you lazy bastard.

Curare_z: I'm not sure, but I wanted to cover my bases.

:P fuzzbox said...

Bigfoots sling shit. You Dickens County Tree Hugger. My word verifacation ended in bozo. Cool.