ACCENT: Texas hick.
CHORE I DON'T CARE FOR: Dishes, just throw them away.
ESSENTIAL ELECTRONICS: Computer.
FAVORITE COLOGNE: Heidi Klum is from Cologne, Germany and that counts.
GOLD OR SILVER: Silver. Werewolves, HELLO!
HANDBAG I CARRY MOST OFTEN: I wouldn't say that I carry them, more like run with them. Nothing like the rich reward of some old lady's social security check.
INSOMNIA: For some reason I can only get 13 or 14 hours of sleep on a Sunday. It's sad really, it must be old age. I read somewhere you sleep less when you get older.
KIDS: Scare me!
LIVING ARRANGEMENTS: ALL BY MYSELF!!!
MOST ADMIRABLE TRAIT: I have an admirable trait? Awesome.
NAUGHTIEST CHILDHOOD BEHAVIOR: Renting my dads pornos to classmates in elementary school.
OVERNIGHT HOSPITAL STAYS: Just a few.
PHOBIAS: Babies. Evidently fear is a factor for me.
QUOTE: "A buzzard shit on a flat rock and the sun hatch me."
RELIGION: I was called a heathen once, does that count?
SIBLINGS: 2 older brothers and a twin, Crazy Dan.
TIME I WAKE UP: 30 minutes after the alarm rings.
UNUSUAL TALENT OR SKILL: Giving people shit until they cry or have a nervous breakdown. It's only happened twice, but it was still sweet.
VEGETABLE I REFUSE TO EAT: Tomatoes, you sick bastards.
WORST HABIT: I high five random people. Damn you Jack Daniels.
X-RAYS: Like A list? Shit, damn near every bone in my body.
YUMMY STUFF I COOK: I refuse to answer this question on its gayness. Can't you just see someone answering this with: a steaming pile of cock, Hoo GAAA!!!
ZOO ANIMAL I LIKE MOST: Tricky question do I like stuff that can kill me or animals that remind me of my childhood? I guess I'll go with animals that fling shit.