Monday, June 26, 2006

Final Countdown

The final countdown to Crazy Dan’s wedding has begun.

The bachelor party is done. The official story is Crazy Dan got together with some friends sat around in a hotel room drinking bottled water, playing monopoly and talking about our feelings. Any statements other then the official accounting are complete rumor and conjecture. There were absolutely no goats, midgets, hooters, beavers or whipping devices at said party. Anyone spreading this mean spirited rhetoric obviously has mental problems.

Hope you enjoy this week motivations.

16 comments:

phred said...

He will be assimilated into the collective.

Metal Mark said...

Your life will never be the same. I used to listen to heavy metal all the time, watch horror movies and eat junk food. Oh, wait I still do that stuff!

Mimi said...

Well no matter what did or didn't happen at the party, I am sure Crazy Dan lasted longer than midnight, like my intoxicated Durk.

You would have had more fun with Scrabble than Monopoly.I think goats are better spellers than land lords;)

Breezy said...

i don't believe you guys for one minute...

Faith said...

You have to email me the official story...

You owe me details after all those good tips I gave you.

faithnaked@yahoo.ca

SEND ME DETAILS!

CT said...

no midgets? that sucks ass....

:P fuzzbox said...

Great motivation. She has a lovely name.

Laurie said...

Oh, to have been a fly on the wall! LOL

Anonymous said...

You know, people are always telling me I have a lovely name. Hmmm......

Pixie said...

Hmmm, sounds pretty boring then.....

Catch said...

IM not believin that for 1 minute!!!!;)

Phats said...

best of luck my friend, hope the wedding goes smoothly.

Hmm did some hot number jump out of your monopoly box with the fake money all over her body?

Ranea said...

I guess there was no candle wax, KY jelly, or creamed corn either. That's sad.
Best of luck Breezy and Dan!

tnchick said...

Hope the wedding goes well and things get kinky!

Johnny Wadd said...

Well i guess there is just no talking him out of it now, the best you can hope for is some sort of lightning strike or meteor.

C. Dan...so long sucker!

michaelm said...

I'm with CT... no midgets?!! Sheesh...
Good luck, Dan.
May you have many children.
And may all the girls be as lovely as the bride and all the boys be as handsome as the best man... ;)

~m