I rock and now I'm trying to share some of my rockage with you. I'm generous that way!
Big D awesome motivation today. Cool graphic and deep thinking qoute, very well done!!
Nice to meet you Crazy Dan. ;)
I didn't remember Mr T being so damn cheesey!
HAHA that video is awesome!! Is there a cash prize for the winner of the momma contest??You a big brother fan dan? I am addicted of course i'll write about it
Mr. T is a pioneer of rap!
Yo Mamma is so ugly, it looks like she been bobbin for french fries.
i didn't know that Mr.T was a white man trapped inside a black body...Wow. He really sucks."Yo momma's so damn fat, she got more chins than a chinese phone book.""Yo momma's so ugly, if you look up ugly in the dictionary, you'll see her picture.""Yo momma's so ugly, they had to tie a bone around her neck so the dog would play with her.""Yo momma's so fat, you gotta grease her hips with vaseline and hold a twinkie in front of her face just to get her through the doorway."and finally..."Yo momma's so fat, duh damn fast food be scared silly."
"Yo momma's so fat,when she runs she makes the CD player skip... at the radio station.""Yo momma's so fat,she makes Free Willy look like a tic tac"~m
I think someone is going for the yo momma win
Mr. T rocks like a mother fucker. He needs to do a duet with the Hoff. That would kick some major league ass!!!
One last one from my daughter:"Yo momma's so fat, when she jumped in the ocean, all the whales began singing, "We are Family"...
I pity the fool that thought that performance was good.As for Yo Momma...I thought of some more...can't let michaelm run away with the title:"Yo momma so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.""Yo momma so stupid she went to drug rehab because she was hooked on phonics.""Yo momma so short she has to reach up to tie her shoe.""Yo momma so dirty, she made Right Guard turn left."
"Yo momma's so big, she's the same height laying down as she is standing up."~m
Crazy Dan: Thanks, but yo mamma's house is so dirty I have to whipe my feet before going outside.Lori:No its not and yo mamma so dirty Iran is trying to import her bath water for chemical weapons.Mimi: Mr T is the shit and yo mamma so oily she brought Enron back in the red.Phats: Big brother is the shit like yo mamma.Phred: You mammas so stupid she got fired from a blow-Job.MichaelM: Yo mamma's so fat she he masturbates when reading cookbooks.Fuzz: Yo Mamma's back so Hairy she makes Chewbacca look like Mr. Clean.Curare Z: Yo mama's like highspeed internet. Fast, fun, unlimited access.MichaelM Again: Yo M....ah, screw it...I actually love yo Mamma...she reminds me of a blowup doll ...cheap, dirty and you can play with her for hours.........
Crazy Dan...thanks for stoppin by my page. These Yo Mommas are hilarious.Yo Momma is so stupid you told her to make up her mind so she put lipstick on her forhead.Yo Momma so stupid, you told her it was chilly out and she ran to get a bowl and a spoon
yo Mommas so ugly she has to sneak up on the glass to get a drink of water.
"Yo momma's so big, when it was raining hard she put on a yellow slicker and people started yelling, "Taxi! Taxi!"....~m
"Yo momma's so fat she eats 'Wheat Thicks'.""Yo momma's so fat when she tripped on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th.""Yo momma's so fat, she walked in front of the TV and I missed the entire season finale of 24...""Yo momma's so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!"Owwwww....~m
Big D-Don't those blow-up dolls look like they ate a whole box full of saltines????A constant state of ecstasy, by God....~m
i got s'more for you guys.Yo Mama's So Fat....when she dances she makes the band skip.Yo Mama's So Fat....she puts mayonnaise on aspirin.Yo Mama's So Fat....when she goes to the zoo the elephants throw herpeanuts.Yo Mama's So Fat....her driver's license says "Picture continued onotherside."Yo Mama's So Fat....the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.Yo Mama's So Fat....when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down.Dsaayom! this competition is getting real ugly...just like yo momma
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