Yo mama's so fat, she got a "speed pass" for Dairy Queen.
Saturday, June 10, 2006
I feel the need to talk about your mother today. Thats right you heard me. Yo Momma is so fat just to fuck the bitch I had to roll that her in flour and barely found the wet spot. That is one momma joke that I think everyone has heard before. When I was growing up you would walk to class and everyone would be ripping out those famous lines lines about someone's momma. Today you don't hear them as much sure Maxim Radio on Sirius Satellite has a program on the subject and MTV has a stupid little show hosted by that fucking retard Fez. But you don't hear the Yo Momma today. So here at West Texas Rocks in an attempt to bring back the Yo Momma joke are having our first Yo Momma contest! The Champion of this little contest will win the title of Momma Champion and have the opportunity to write a guest post for this site. Maybe your thinking thats not much of a prize but this prize may get all you blog whores out there some more hits maybe even some more readers. This contest will be going on all week so feel free to comment a Yo Momma joke on any post. Good Luck.