Thursday, June 21, 2007

American Hero - Bob Barker

Today I salute a nineteen time Emmy Award winning game show host, Bob Baker.The man, the myth, the legend has just concluded a 50 year television career and 35 years as host of The Price is Right.

Remember to get your pet spade and neutered, Bob knew first hand about animal instincts and getting wild and crazy. Bob is a true pimp having nailed most of his barker beauties. Including Dian Parkinson and Janice Pennington. In the words of Bob himself, "As God is my witness I never asked her to do anything she didn't want to do." Which of course included the donkey Punches, golden showers, and the infamous Cleveland Steamer.

And who can forget the ass whipping he gave Happy Gilmore. I for one had no idea that Bob is one old fucker you do not want to mess with. For all these reasons and because he decided to retire before he collapsed of old age on stage, I salute you Bob Barker.

You can go to youtube here if you want to watch the entire fight scene.

1 comment:

breezy said...

bob's the man!