Conversations at Work

There are a few times in my job where it takes every fiber of my being not to laugh. I won't get into what I do for a living but needless to say I talk to some interesting people. So I was out on a case and was asking this grizzly old fart about his relationship with his wife. The man begin telling me that in his seven years of being married to his wife they have only got into one major fight but he would not tell me about it because his wife would kill him. I have to admit this peaked my interest so I baggered him until he finally starting talking. He told me that one day at Wal-Mart he was shopping with his wife and they walked by the ladies department. His wife never spends any money on herself just the kids and he was getting tired of it and had finally had enough and told her that he was tired of looking at her holey granny panties and it was time she got some new ones. When he told her that it erupted into a huge fight in the ladies underwear department. Whether this is true or not I have no idea but if it was a lie it was one of the best ones I have ever heard.

So the rest of the time I am talking to these people all i can picture is two 50 year old people that are redneck truck driving meth addicts arguing about panties in Wal-Mart. "No Honey, get the lacy ones!"