Moved

I remember why I stopped writing for West Texas Rock... Blogger sucks. So I am leaving West Texas Rocks and giving it back to Big D he can do with it what he wishes. You can find me at Accidental Goat Sodemy if the two people that read this are interested.

Off Gaurd

"My brother had a condom on when I sucked it so I am not sure if that counts." If that does not catch you off guard then nothing will. Needless to say the rest of the conversation was just as strange.

Conversations at Work

There are a few times in my job where it takes every fiber of my being not to laugh. I won't get into what I do for a living but needless to say I talk to some interesting people. So I was out on a case and was asking this grizzly old fart about his relationship with his wife. The man begin telling me that in his seven years of being married to his wife they have only got into one major fight but he would not tell me about it because his wife would kill him. I have to admit this peaked my interest so I baggered him until he finally starting talking. He told me that one day at Wal-Mart he was shopping with his wife and they walked by the ladies department. His wife never spends any money on herself just the kids and he was getting tired of it and had finally had enough and told her that he was tired of looking at her holey granny panties and it was time she got some new ones. When he told her that it erupted into a huge fight in the ladies underwear department. Whether this is true or not I have no idea but if it was a lie it was one of the best ones I have ever heard.

So the rest of the time I am talking to these people all i can picture is two 50 year old people that are redneck truck driving meth addicts arguing about panties in Wal-Mart. "No Honey, get the lacy ones!"

Guitar Hero

This post is for Breezy, this video combines two of her favortie things Bob Seger and Guitar Hero.

Quick Rant

Every election I hear the same thing form a bunch a people, "why vote, we are fucked either way." Listen here you bunch of yeast infections, you do not realize how great you have it. If you really wanna be fucked move to North Korea or Cuba if you are to lazy to fly that far drive to fucking Mexico and live in that third world shit hole. The point that I am trying to make is we have it pretty good here so lets keep it that way by voting for John McCain and if you want change so bad grab a cup and go to the nearest sidewalk.