Thursday, November 13, 2008

Condom's Don't Count



My brother had a condom on when I sucked it so I am not sure if that counts. If that does not catch you off guard then nothing will. Needless to say the rest of the conversation was just as strange.

Saturday, November 01, 2008

Panty Quarrel

I was able to talk to some interesting people the other day. This grizzly old fart was telling me about his relationship with his wife. In his seven years of being married to his wife they have only got into one major fight but did not want to talk to me about it and tried to changed the subject because he was afraid his wife would kill him. I have to admit this peaked my interest so I begged him until he finally starting talking. He told me that one day at Wal-Mart he was shopping with his wife and they walked by the ladies department. His wife never spends any money on herself just the kids and he was getting tired of it and had finally had enough and told her that he was tired of looking at her holey granny panties and it was time she got some new ones. When he told her that it erupted into a huge fight in the ladies underwear department. Whether this is true or not I have no idea but if it was a lie it was one of the best ones I have ever heard.

So the rest of the time I am talking to these people all i can picture is two 60 year old people that are redneck truck driving meth addicts arguing about panties in Wal-Mart. "No Honey, get the lacy ones!"

Friday, October 24, 2008

Guitar Hero

This post is for Breezy, this video combines two of her favortie things Bob Seger and Guitar Hero.


Thursday, October 23, 2008

Quick Rant


Every election I hear the same thing form a bunch a people, "why vote, we are fucked either way." Listen here you bunch of yeast infections, you do not realize how great you have it. If you really wanna be fucked move to North Korea or Cuba if you are to lazy to fly that far drive to fucking Mexico and live in that third world shit hole. The point that I am trying to make is we have it pretty good here so lets keep it that way by voting for John McCain and if you want change so bad grab a cup and go to the nearest sidewalk.

Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Palin Porno?



We all new that the porn industry would be making a porn about Sarah Palin, the next Vice President of the United States has everyone's blood running hot. There are already a few porno's out there but it seems like hustler decided try and cash in on the VPILF with adult actress Lisa Ann. THe movie is called, Who’s Nailin Palin and it seems like she should be a good job at doing it.

Saturday, October 11, 2008

Toadies



The Toadies have reunited and decided to grace us with there presence. I admit I am a Toadies fan and it was good to see them get back together. There was nothing magnificent about the show but if you like the Toadies they are back and ready to rock out. The show lacked energy but it was nice to sit back and drink a beer instead of having to watch out for crowd surfers.

Thursday, October 09, 2008

The Comeback



I have decided to try and bring back the blog that started it all for me and Evyl/Fuzz (not sure what name he likes to go by.). I looked at the archives and even saw that Smoke had written a post on here after winning a "Yo Momma Contest". Feel free to look in the archives some of the pictures are no longer there because the architect of this blog, Big D put them on another server and that sever is no longer around. I am not very good with computer stuff so it will take me a while to get things looking good and running smooth.