Monday, October 17, 2005

File this under NO SHIT!


You said you needed a fifty?

In a paper titled Toward an Understanding of the Economics of Charity: Evidence from a Field Experiment. This brilliant deduction was discovered.

"This study develops theory and uses a door-to-door fundraising field experiment to explore the economics of charity. We approached nearly 5000 households, randomly divided into four experimental treatments, to shed light on key issues on the demand side of charitable fundraising. Empirical results are in line with our theory: in gross terms, our lottery treatments raised considerably more money than our voluntary contributions treatments. Interestingly, we find that a one standard deviation increase in female solicitor physical attractiveness is similar to that of the lottery incentive."

What does this mean? It means if you are hot, have large breast, or a smokin' ass men tend to give more money away. Next thing they are going to baffle us with is monetary donations increase when males are intoxicated and looking at cleavage or half naked young women. Maybe I can get a research grant for that study? I called this idea, don't you bastards go stealing my stripper money!

8 comments:

RockyJay said...

That girl in the picture... where do I send my money? I don't even care about the charity! Must donate, must donate...

Reiki said...

wait a second, you mean to tell me that women can use sex to get things from men? Wow, this is BIG...real BIG d.

phred said...

Big D, what will a $100 donation get me ??

phred said...

P.S. Who is that old lady in the background on a walker ??

Big D said...

Holy shit there is an old lady in the picture! How did you see that?

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Master Foley said...

I am always a proud donor of the Don't Let a Stripper Starve Fund

Anonymous said...

there the only ones that will have the change if not give them a little time