Friday, October 28, 2005

Gansta and Geek Collide

Alright so I'm about to go ubergeek on your ass. Not only I'm, I going to tell you about this network problem that I thought was hilarious. I'm going to use gizoogle to translate. Most of you are not going to get the geek part anyway, but maybe you can laugh at the Snoop Translation. If not, oh fucking well. I have to thank Gangstas-Hugs for posting about the gizoogle site on his blog, I would never have found it.

So last wizzle while i was crazy ass busy some schools had a major network change. tha chillin' service provida they use was clockin' ip addresses on tha main proxy crazy ass nigga yaba daba dizzle. i wizzill not name tha schools at tha risk of mah job. this change tizzy place on a friday brotha three o clock n of course not one of tha technology thugz stayed ta makes sure it was going ta wizzle cuz this is how we do it. obviously it did not wizzy coz changes needed ta be made in they routa n on all tha computa. i maintain they routa n found pusha a change i mizzy fo` tha new network i could not remote into some of tha schools, while brotha worked n' shit. i tried ta C-to-tha-izzall them n no one was there coz they dont care it's firday! wizzell i dizzle care a whole lot brotha way if they network works or not, especially if they aint going ta be there ta hizzelp.


Wizzy i git a call from a certain schools consultant `bout an hour baller n he said "i cant git ta they serva is it down?" D-to-tha-izzuh, dumbass everyth'n is dizzown n you knew `bout this change three weeks before i did . Aint no stoppin' this shit nigga. he tells me he wizzay git a hold of someone ta reload tha shot calla. wizzy no one is there ta reload tha poser n he tells me they have a class tomorrow. i tizzle him, "-W-to-tha-izzell you playa git someone ta shutdown that routa before we close at five if you need me ta do blingin' tha technology coordizzles lady tizzle calls n tells me she aint in ghetto n had taken tha day off. wizzell bootylicious job on plann'n thiznat, i dizzle think she is competent enough ta do her jizzob, but i know tha otha arent n shit. she thizzen tells me she wizzay be in tomorrow n will give me a C-to-tha-izzall T-H-to-tha-izzen keep'n it real yo. i T-to-tha-izzell her im off on saturdays n if she needed mah assistance we would hizzle ta charge our overtime rates . Keep the party crackin while I'm steady rappin'. she did not like this n so no saturday class . Throw yo guns in the motherfuckin air.

Monday i came in n they were still not ridin' but all tha otha schools that had problems were work'n hustla a reload fo all my homies in the pen. so i gizzy her a call on her cizzell, she tells me she had reset tha baller on saturday, i knew she had not reloaded it would hizzy worked, but she would hizzle someone at tha schoo` do it as she was out tha office again if you gots a paper stack. so, i git a C-to-tha-izzall fizzy a schoo` adminizzles n he reloaded tha bitch n it was S-T-to-tha-izzill was not work'n. i T-to-tha-izzell him i wizzy makes a trizzip down there n takes care of it . Snoop heffner mixed with a little bit of doggy flint. when i show up he unlocks tha room n lets me in. right off i see tha problem n C-to-tha-izzant hizzay but laugh fo yo bitch ass. now let me pause n tizzy you this coordizzles takes care of they network n teaches cisco rout'n, messin' n computa repair. she had labeled tha various equipment wit large tags like you might see in a kindergizzles ROUTER, SERVER, FIREWALL.

Wizzy tha Gangsta label was on tha switch whizzay a dumb bizzay . Dogg House Records in the motha fuckin house! I looked over at tha principal n smizzay reached down took off tha label slapped it on tha routa n said "-F-to-tha-izzor future reference this it tha pusha I reloaded n tha internet cam up n worked perfectly . Real niggas recognize the realness.. I dont blame tha homey how was he supposed ta knizzay but tha lady is claim'n ta be a technology professizzles Pleaze! The next day she actually called me n told me tizzy she kniznew what piece of equipment was tha routa, but was just in a hurry n wanted ta makes sure that if sum-m sum-m wizzent wrong someone else would no wizzle ta do. The problem is she was hustla lay'n ta me n tha schoo` adminizzles `bout reload'n tha brotha n weed-smokin' on Saturday or she is a moron, poser way I cam out smell'n like a rose, well maybe not that smizzirk at laugh may have made me look like an ass, but thizzay tha only true way ta tiznell if a person knows technology. They is a condescend'n smizzay ass, but it's like I always say "The problem wit being betta tha everyone is thugz tend ta find you pretentious ."

6 comments:

Crazy Dan said...

That was a bootylicious pizzle and made me throw my guns in the motherfuckin air, I hear ya nigga being betta tha everyone is thugz tend ta find you pretentious, so you jast got to lay the shizzle down an cap that ass.

:P fuzzbox said...

I too was throwin my muthfuckin guns in the air. Don't be feelin like no ass yo. The muthfuckas shouldn't be hatin the muthfuckin playa but the muthafuckin game. If the dumbass buzzitch woulda been tendin to her cumputin shit and not her rockpipe an shit, she coulda been chillin lite yo.

Master - Baiter said...

What the hell did he say ??

Man, you don`t never want to throw your damn gun up in the air...

Reiki said...

I think it is even funnier b/c you were talking about computer geek stuff..well done D...

Big D said...

Dear Jane: Keep the party crackin while I'm steady rappin'

Master - Baitor: Throw yo guns in the motherfuckin air cuzz real niggas recognize the realness..

Mojotek said...

Thanks for the shout out... pretty hilarious translation.