Friday, October 14, 2005

What's in You're White Trash Survival Guide?


2 big reasons and 2 medium reasons not to hate Oklahoma.


If you have or had a White Trash Survival Kit. What would be in it? Got this idea from IHS.
  • Dale Earnhart Commemorative plaque
  • Case of Keystone Light (I'm afriad of the dark.)
  • Case of Keystone Ice (Keep's everything cold.)
  • Pork Rines
  • Eight track and Lynard Skynard

Some might say why do you have Keystone instead of Budweiser? Because Keystone is the cheapest nastiest shit you can buy. Remember this is survival not a vacation at the Holiday Inn!

16 comments:

Ann Alsex said...

wait, I don't remember wearing an oklahoma shirt like that.

phred said...

I DO have a Dale Earnhard # 3 poster in my puter room..but I`ll pass on the Keystone..you gave it a pretty accurate discription.
Colorado Koolaid an Oklahoma cheerleaders are fine with me.

:P fuzzbox said...

No white trash survival kit would be complete without Spam and barbeque sauce. Also needed would be duct tape and baling wire in case the 8 track needed fixin' and damn man you forgot the chewin' tobacco.

cleveland said...

yo also need the blow up doll for when you run out of the keystone

Reiki said...

our neighbors in kansas duct taped an american flag to their front porch. now that's class.

RAVEN the PITA said...

OOo cleveland talk to T - he's got a blow up sheep handy!! Might be a little used... but it would still work!! heehee

Master - Baiter said...

I finally broke down last week and bought one of those 8 track players at one of them sidewalk sales..but you know..them tapes are hard to find.
Redneck survival kit huh ?
Well I can tell you this.. a country boy can / will survive..it`s them city boys thats gonna be in trouble..Hell don`t none of em know how to fish or hunt..if they couldn`t go to the store and buy it..I reckon they`d flat starve to death..
You mentioned Dale Earnhard..you did know that he was 7 time Winston Cup Champion ?
Yall got a recipe for homemade ice cream ? I think I might whop up a batch and invite that Ann gal over...

T said...

Since when does a redneck need a blow up doll (or sheep for that matter)?!? I thought thats why you all keep goats and real sheep around! I know Crazy Dan's gotta back me up on the goats!

T said...

I have to point out that Dale wasnt the only or first 7 time champ. No offense Master B, but if you are gonna talk championships you gotta recognize The King, Richard Petty.

Oh and us city boys do to know how to fish and hunt! We fish around in our pockets for some money and then hunt down the nearest McDonalds!

Master - Baiter said...

You are correct about Petty , but I doubt we ever see the likes of them again..freakin NASCAR is tooo political and bias now.
I might even say crooked..Hendrick Motor Sports can do no wrong..
Rick Hendrick must have caught Helton screwin a sheep..or goat..or donkey..

Reiki said...

I prefer to vacation at Ho Jo's instead.

:P fuzzbox said...

Hey what about guns and ammo, and a carton of Marlboros and all of this shit should be packed in the ultimate survival kit box; a camper shell.

phred said...

30.06 and a tank o gas..A country boy CAN survive.

Callen Damornen said...

Interesting blog:-)

Carefree Mall

Master Foley said...

Dude you gotta let me post that pic on my blog

out of cheap beer keystone is the best there is ...hehe

Big D said...

You're free to use the pic I lost the link to the original though. SO you might need to edit it.