"Lonely and at loose ends, retired boxer Rocky Balboa comes out of retirement, intending to fight a few low-profile local fights just to keep his hand in. But when he's approached to fight a match with reigning heavyweight champ Mason 'The Line' Dixon, Rocky's modest little comeback becomes the center of a media firestorm."
You thought I was joking, but this actually the premise of the movie. Some of you might have guessed it was authentic as there are no spelling or grammatical errors in the first paragraph.
7 comments:
I thought that the premise might be Rocky fighting for the AARP heavy-weight championship. I can picture the final scene as Rocky finally gets the shit beat out of him and yells, "Yo Adrian bring me my Depends."
what? i thought this was a site for "hot" chick pictures.
Its the eye of the tiger
its the thrill of the fight
something something something.
You think the BeGees will come out of retirement for the soundtrack. Rocky soundtracks are the shit. Mic should play more of that music at the clubs.
His back heair hasn't turn grey yet. There is still some fight in him!
cute, very cute
is that hair on his back? I thought his skin just turned leathery...gross
I bet Rocky will die at the end.
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