Anylayzing homicide suspect David Downey.
Normal: Calling an escort service.
Bad: A 17 year old showing up to your home and giving her cocaine.
Worse: The 17 year old overdosing and calling your friends to help hide the body.
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Normal: Getting arrested and having your family bail you out.
Bad: Checking straight into a hotel and calling an escort service.
Worse: The concierge recognizes you from TV and calls the police.
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On to other things. If you missed the Superbowl or was taking a piss during the commercials and missed one check'em out here. I like the bear, touch football, magic fridge, and the one where Jessica Simpson wants me to pop something in her mouth.
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I have to start praying for a magic fridge.
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