Wednesday, February 01, 2006

The Pee Tree

Do public restrooms frighten you? Do bar restrooms smell bad and the lines way to long? Do you like peeing in the open cool air? Introducing the Pee Tree!




Designed to let your inner man out, the Pee Tree is for the outdoors in public places. No more dangerous trips to the bar alley alone, only to find a box,wall, or dumpster to pee on. The Pee Tree is designed to look like a tree to increase flow and manliness of this everyday act. With the Pee Tree you no longer have to pretend to wash your hands! Just merely wipe them off on your pants leg or air dry them like a real man. The trunk is aerodynamically designed to catch pee and gently direct it to the bowl where it is connected to a sewer line. What happens if you miss? No fuss, your outside! Have a contest with your buddies to see how high you can pee or simply pee in the bowl. The Pee Tree is only limited by your imagination. Why sulk to a urinal when you can race to a Pee Tree! Coming soon, the Pee Bush for women!

8 comments:

Crazy Dan said...

There is nothing like pulling your cock out on a nice warm summer night and letting freedom flow. I wodering if they have one for dogs to, you know like a pee fire hydriant or a giant shoe?

Jeffrey said...

This is beautiful!

phred said...

I hate public restrooms... the worst thing is the next morning, you wake up to a strong odor of old piss... from your boots from walking on the piss soaked floor the night before.

Breezy said...

gee that's nice...i swear who thinks of these things?

:P fuzzbox said...

That is the best thing since sliced bread. Hell I don't even like to take a whiz in my own house and forget about public restrooms. It is just plain nasty to piss in the same place that you eat.

Big D said...

CD: I'm not sure.

Jeffery: Thanks for stopping by.

Phred: Wading thru piss sucks.

Breezy: No idea.

Fuzz: No suprise there.

starbender said...

Whiz~Kids
;]

Master Foley said...

I want one