2 big reasons and 2 medium reasons not to hate Oklahoma.
- Dale Earnhart Commemorative plaque
- Case of Keystone Light (I'm afriad of the dark.)
- Case of Keystone Ice (Keep's everything cold.)
- Pork Rines
- Eight track and Lynard Skynard
Some might say why do you have Keystone instead of Budweiser? Because Keystone is the cheapest nastiest shit you can buy. Remember this is survival not a vacation at the Holiday Inn!
9 comments:
I DO have a Dale Earnhard # 3 poster in my puter room..but I`ll pass on the Keystone..you gave it a pretty accurate discription.
Colorado Koolaid an Oklahoma cheerleaders are fine with me.
No white trash survival kit would be complete without Spam and barbeque sauce. Also needed would be duct tape and baling wire in case the 8 track needed fixin' and damn man you forgot the chewin' tobacco.
our neighbors in kansas duct taped an american flag to their front porch. now that's class.
OOo cleveland talk to T - he's got a blow up sheep handy!! Might be a little used... but it would still work!! heehee
I prefer to vacation at Ho Jo's instead.
Hey what about guns and ammo, and a carton of Marlboros and all of this shit should be packed in the ultimate survival kit box; a camper shell.
30.06 and a tank o gas..A country boy CAN survive.
Dude you gotta let me post that pic on my blog
out of cheap beer keystone is the best there is ...hehe
You're free to use the pic I lost the link to the original though. SO you might need to edit it.
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