How do you fight and prevent a massive outbreak of the flu? This is one of the many questions our President is asking. With a single word our man can answer any great dilemma. What is that word? Well to ask that you must be a yankee, but that's OK I forgive you. The word my friend is "Strategery".
Many people around my office are getting sick and I feel a little cough coming on. What should I do? I just follow this brilliant "Strategery" and everything will be okay.
"America has this tough-it-out strategy when you get sick," White House spokesman Trent Duffy said. "You aren't helping yourself or the country going to work when you get ill. You are potentially threatening a greater health issue if you send children to school when they are sick."
So many people want to blame Bush for Iraq, the economy, or a stumped toe. I want to thank you Mr. President, for looking after my health. I feel a cough coming on and it's my patriotic duty to take off work!