Monday, November 14, 2005

Old Drunken Bastards



Call the Irish what you will; drunkens, ginger-pubes, Leprechauns, potato eaters, family... but I can't deny this brilliant idea. A nursing home in Dublin added a Pub to it's facilities. This instantly increased moral among it's elderly patrons and also added more visits from their children.

Cheers to all you old bastards!

10 comments:

:P fuzzbox said...

When I am forced into a home give me a home with foam!

RockyJay said...

Well, I've been mind-juggling with the location for my dad, that old bastard.

Not that he would need one, nor volutarily would go to one, but then again I know plenty of nurses (don't ask)... they've got just the right stuff to knock the lights off of him.

Thanks, for pointing this location out. Those once-a-year visits are way more pleasant for me now that I can get drunk downstairs...

Crazy Dan said...

When I go to the nursing home bar I better have a good friend that willing to call the phone a friend project to keep me from sleeping with someones grandma.

phred said...

Crazy Dan is right. I see potential for disaster here.

Big D said...

Too true I didn't think about that Phone-a-Friend is going to have to expand internationally.

Laurie said...

Hahaha... you guys are so funny!

I can just hear it: "Hey baby, can I get into your Depends?"

Yikes!!

phred said...

My mothers maiden name was Fitzgerald..I look foward to my golden years..

Jaime said...

what's the name of this retirement home. my wife might want to retire there.

Big D said...

I don't know Jaime they didn't say, just that it was in Dublin.

Master - Baiter said...

Dublin..that`s over west of Dallas ain`t it ??