So while I was trying to sleep inspiration hit me, so I rushed to the computer to write it down. Everyone has seen the 30 reason why Chuck Norris is bad ass and Chuck Norris is bad ass, but what about that other well known pop culture icon David "The Hoff" Hasselhoff. Not much is truly known about this amazing man. So with a little research I was able to find 30 little known facts about the Hoff.
1.David Hasselhoff has slept with your mother and could be your father.
2.David Hasselhoff slept with every lifeguard on Baywatch.
3.David Hasselhoff slept with every lifeguard that worked for your town's pool.
4.There are many dying children out there whose last wish is to meet David Hasselhoff.
5.David Hasselhoff really invented Spandex.
6.David Hasselhoff invented condoms.
7.David Hasselhoff single handedly tore down the Berlin wall.
8.David Hasselhoff mother was a Banshee from Ireland.
9.David Hasselhoff can drink you under the table.
10.David Hasselhoff actually created German Death Metal.
11.David Hasselhoff was kicked out off NASCAR for being to bad ass.
12.David Hasselhoff can get you pregnant by just looking at you.
13.David Hasselhoff can travel back in time.
14.David Hasselhoff is the true "King" of Rock-N-Roll.
15.They based "The Terminator" off David Hasselhoff.
16.Merely touching a David Hasselhoff CD can get you laid by German supermodels.
17.David Hasselhoff voice is considered an aphrodisiac.
18.In Germany instead of history they teach about David Hasselhoff.
19.David Hasselhoff invented Hip Hop.
20.David Hasselhoff started the East Coast, West Coast war.
21.David Hasselhoff is a legend in the underground rap community.
22.David Hasselhoff would have kicked Hitlers ass.
23.David Hasselhoff is Odin's youngest son.
24.David Hasselhoff is not of any one nationality, but belongs to the world.
25.David Hasselhoff was kicked off the Kings of Comedy Tour for being too black.
26.David Hasselhoff was kicked off the Blue Collar Comedy Tour for being too redneck.
27.Harry Potter is really about David Hasselhoff life at school.
28.David Hasselhoff chest hair is actually magical.
29.David Hasselhoff will single handedly bring about world peace.
30.David Hasselhoff's video below is the greatest cinematic accomplishment ever!
Spread the word about the Hoff and he will bless you with all your wildest dreams, five minutes into writing this I've won the lottery in 5 different states and Angelina Jolie is actually having my baby!