While doing some research for a future post on JC's girls. A ministry formed by a "porn again" stripper I came across a site and a new topic for a post. I followed a link from JC's girls to a site called XXXchurch. I thought sweet porn. The site's the banner said "Number 1 Christian Porn Site". Sweet right? I've never seen Christian porn, it might be awesome. I know a lot of perverted Christians there might be some really freaky shit. Guess what? No porn! I'm thinking of a class action suit for false advertising. While I was there I found a startling fact. Did you know that every time you masturbate God kills a kitten. Just watch this video. That's some fucked up shit JC! I mean, I'm a dog person too, but damn that's a little harsh. I'm all about Bob Barker and to spade and neuter your pets, but every time I pet my snake you kill a kitten? That's just wrong.
This site XXXchurch is a total freak show. For pure entertainment I highly recommend it. Especially the forums and the hate mail. They get more hate mail from their brothers and sisters then from us perverts.