Wednesday, January 25, 2006

XXXchurch say's God kills kitten because of me!

While doing some research for a future post on JC's girls. A ministry formed by a "porn again" stripper I came across a site and a new topic for a post. I followed a link from JC's girls to a site called XXXchurch. I thought sweet porn. The site's the banner said "Number 1 Christian Porn Site". Sweet right? I've never seen Christian porn, it might be awesome. I know a lot of perverted Christians there might be some really freaky shit. Guess what? No porn! I'm thinking of a class action suit for false advertising. While I was there I found a startling fact. Did you know that every time you masturbate God kills a kitten. Just watch this video. That's some fucked up shit JC! I mean, I'm a dog person too, but damn that's a little harsh. I'm all about Bob Barker and to spade and neuter your pets, but every time I pet my snake you kill a kitten? That's just wrong.

This site XXXchurch is a total freak show. For pure entertainment I highly recommend it. Especially the forums and the hate mail. They get more hate mail from their brothers and sisters then from us perverts.

9 comments:

:P fuzzbox said...

If a kitten dies every time a person masterbates, then why in the hell are so many stray cats are prowling around. And my neighbors cat that comes over and pisses in my potted plants every summer better watch his ass. I now have the answer for his butt.

Crazy Dan said...

I wonder what happens if you materbate on the kitten?

Big D said...

Fuzzbox: Just fling it on him.

CD: Is that what you call a paradox?

Breezy said...

that's too funny...i hate cats.

The Phoenix said...

So in order to control stray cat population, they want us to masterbate more?

God is so demanding.

Naiad said...

I don't know how I would live without the indispensable information I come across each time I visit this place. ;)

Big D said...

Breezy: Cat Killer

Phoenix: Tell me about. He was just saying the other day...

Naiad: Just trying to protect the kittens.

Mojotek said...

Oh gawd! I'm going to hell in a hand basket... I've probably killed tensof thousands of kittens by now... I don't think I can live with myself.

Ranea said...

Mom always said You'd better stop or You'll go blind. But who knew You could turn out to be a killer.