Friday, January 20, 2006

I'm Back


Accidental Goat Sodomy was fun but not nearly as fun as I had while I was free to roam around here at West Texas Rocks. So with consent from the ever generous Big D I am back on the payroll and for my first post I am going to continue with the Search for the Holy Armor. It has been 3 months since I last wrote so I may be a little rusty but here goes.

The whole place stank like a slaughterhouse and the floor was awash with blood, most of it was his own. Each day for the past three months Crazy Dan was brought down to this room to suffer vile and painful attempts to break his spirit. The only thing keeping him sane was the sandals of peace that he had managed to steal from the three serpent women so long ago but that was just a dream all there was now was pain and the cruel laughter of his tormenters. If there was a way to escape he could not see it but unknownest to him the dwarf Fuzzbox had escaped from the Cave of Disturbed with Metal God's Helmet of Salvation and even now with the help of a Phucker they rush to rescue him.

Edit: Big D wanted this post to stay at the top for a few days. New content will hopefully be added below this daily. At least that's what the lazy bastard said.

18 comments:

:P fuzzbox said...

Back from the brink. But I am hoping for a resurrected AGS.

Big D said...

I was sorry to see AGS go, but I'm glad the quest continues!

Crazy Dan said...

The quest continues to the victor goes the spoils.

rockyjay said...

Very sad moment to the blogsphere; the goat is dead. Too much sodomy, I guess?

Well, I catch you here...

phred said...

I, also, am saddened to see AGS disappear into the cyberspace void.
Everytime I clicked and saw that guy bangin away at the goat .... well it reminded me that we don`t HAVE to be soooo serious.
Goodbye goat.

The Phoenix said...

Death by sodomy...sounds poetic and sick and the same time.

Welcome back Crazy Dan.

Crazy Dan said...

Sorry Fuzzbox - The goat is gone, we will always have those sweet wet memorites though

Phred - The goat was getting tired it can only take so much man cock.

Phonix - That reminds me of a jioke I once heard there was a priest, a whore, and Tom Brady....

puremood said...

Dan, long time no see! Good to hear (read) ya again :) I get some good laughs from you. I agree on your advice, too ;)

CT said...

good to have you back man!!!

cleveland said...

cool adventure post again man good to have you back i also had trouble myself but i am back my self and will be posting again my self rock on !!!!!!

Crazy Dan said...

Puremood - Glad I could keep the crazies away from knives.

ct - how bout them longhorns

clevland - thanks expect more the adventure continues and a new character is unveiled

angel, jr. said...

Good that you're back. I can't wait to read some of your posts.

Ranea said...

Where was angry Joyce?

Reiki said...

glad to see you back & writing again dan.

Crazy Dan said...

Ranea - don't worry I have something especially evil in mind for her

Jodes said...

thanks for your comment on stranded's (laurie) blog, I hope to see you soon on my site!

knight_51_50 said...

like the story hope you get more of it down and wish your site was still up hell it is terrable i miss the goat too.

Crazy Dan said...

Maybe one day an offshoot of the goat site will be made but if you were to take a look at Blugstuff I broke rule number 5 when creating a blog and have to suffer the consiquences thanks for all your kind words.