Friday, January 27, 2006

Bless Hooters!




A new Hooter's restaurant opened in Waco Texas* to the welcome chants of protestors by some of the community leaders, but received a blessing by Monsignor Isidore Rozycki, the head Catholic priest for the Greater Waco Area. When the Baptist protest the Catholics party, that's what they** say anyway. Maybe I should look into joining. About 60 local ministers signed a petition trying to ban the Hooters from building the new restaurant saying it exploits women. I disagree with this, big surprise, right? If anyone is being exploited it's me! That's right I don't really want to give a twenty dollar tip, that's for lap dances not a "college"*** education. For the record, the Monsignor said he doesn't think Hooters deserves the bad rap it has gotten from some. He has eaten at a Dallas-area Hooters twice, he said, and enjoyed the experience. Of course you did, great food, great service, good times. I myself love the breasts! To Rozycki, offering the blessing is just another way he can reach out and serve the community. He pointed to the biblical story of Jesus eating with a tax collector, even though men in that profession were considered among the worst of sinners. He says he doesn't see how attending the Hooters event is any different. "God's image is in all of these folks," Rozycki said. Too true! "People who go to the restaurant with lust in their hearts are sure to find what they are looking for", Rozycki said. "But that would be true no matter where they went", he said, adding that the waitresses' uniforms are less revealing than what is on display at the beach or a public swimming pool. Speaking of which I think it's time to for someone to be e-mailing some HNT's. Let's go people you know you want to. Rozycki's church members approached him with the idea of the Hooters blessing which I think is awesome.

* Waco is home to Baylor University one of the largest Baptist schools in the country. Their college football team, The Baylor Bears, is a joke.

** By they I mean the Aimless Ranter. Talk about a guy who loves Hooters. If there is anyone who loves Hooters more then I, it's the Aimless Ranter whom is neither aimless nor ranting lately. I think he is sober, but I don't like to spread nasty rumors.

*** Come to think about a lot of strippers or "college" students so any way I'm helping our future leaders succeed. So the more you know and knowing is half the battle, just stay in school.

Below is a wallpaper for the girls of Waco.

Be sure to vote in the new poll --->

11 comments:

Master - Baiter said...

I think it`s a good thang yall are doin .. Supportin Hooters and helpin those girls go to college.
Kinda like me helpin Bobbie Jo.

I`m votin for BIG tits >>>>>

Anti-Housewife Mafia Member said...

After reading your comments. I was wondering if you had started posting recipes or helpful how to be a better mommy crap. Taking the side of a mommy blogger over one of your own. Disgraceful. When will we see the Housewife Mafia emblem on your site. Or maybe a picture of you in a skirt.

Anonymous said...

Uh-Oh.. the anti-housewife mafia is PISSED !!!

Big D ... reconsider...

Big D said...

Reconsider what? It's cheap to take a coupon on the first date. If your going to whip out a coupon the only time your going to whip anything else out, is alone.

:P fuzzbox said...

Don't worry about it big d. Sometimes you have to let your feminine side out. LOL. Put me down for massive mammaries. Hooters are busting out all over.

Jim said...

Years ago, a friend opened the first bar within walking distance of the Baylor campus. He called it "The Library" -- so when junior's parents called and asked what he had been doing, he could honestly say that he had been "at The Library." Sheer genius!

Crazy Dan said...

I must say both me and the breezter loves our local Hooters. I myself can relate to having a religuous experience once or twice.

rockyjay said...

Firstly, I've been struggling all my adult life with how to call female breasts. I think I'm gonna go with: 'hooters' from now on... just FYI.

Secondly, the determination of 'nudity' by the society has become very liberal. In the 1980's there was no way that any magazine would've allowed to be sold at a newstand with a picture of an ass covered only thongs. Also some sort of bra/lingerie was must.

Now you can see magazines, like Stuff and Maxim, publishing covers with girls nothing on them - at all. 100% nude! Well all strategic places are covered by their hands, but still nude - well, you get the picture...

In that comparision, Hooters has become almost old-fashioned and conservative establishment.

I demand thongs!!!

cleveland said...

ah hell you chose right about the b and b blog rock on big d

CT said...

I banged a hooters chick porno style once!!! Damn that was a wild chick...

Go HOOTERS!!!!

tell the bible thumpers to piss off!!!

whats up big D, good to meet ya...

Big D said...

Fuzz: That seems to be the choise right now.

Jim: Yeah, Texas Tech has a "Library" too or used to I think it was closed down for selling booze to underage drinkers. Cops are such haters.

CD: Ummm, sure.

RockyJay: THONGS, THONGS, THONGS, THONGS!!!

Cleveland: Takes all kinds though.

CT: Fucking awesome!