Tuesday, January 10, 2006

Sometimes You Just Have Too Much Shit.

A woman was reported missing by her husband in Washington state. The 62 year old was later found in her home under 6 feet of dirty laundry. Hey, I think I know that song!

Mrs. Suzy homemaker washed clothes everyday,

until one day she kissed her chores goodbye.

Looking everywhere for that ringing cell,

and when the clothes crashed down she thought.

"Well isn't this nice..."

And isn't it ironic...dontcha think"

Who knew Alanis Morissette was a profit? Officers of the Shelton Police Department had to climb over the top of clothes and debris that sometimes reached so high their heads touched the ceiling. After 10 hours of searching the officers discovered the poor woman's body under a pile of these colthes. It's probably in bad taste that I make fun of this, but seriously that's a lot of clothes and I never said I had taste.

1 comment:

:P fuzzbox said...

That is a lot of laundry. I don't know if my family even owns that many clothes.