Not too long ago my adorable fiance busted me in a little white lie. My friends decided that I was becoming a little too whipped and thought that they would take it upon themselves to set up a little intervention and bring Crazy Dan back from certain death. This "intervention" consisted of mass amounts of booze and a trip to the local strip club. Of course being the upstanding morally righteous person I am I had nothing to do with any drinking and or conversing with strippers. However, I could not help but feel a little guilty after all I did tell her that I would not go to such places ever again. Of course she found out about it and for months told me a bastard I was for going to such places. It was a long couple of months every time I turned around she was throwing it up in my face. That was until a couple of weeks ago when she got so hammered she let slip a few secrets of her own. While we were doing a bit of fooling around I happened to pull her hair. No big thing right until she says "I loved when the strippers did that." After a little more digging turns out my little goodie two shoes went to the strip club with out me. You better believe I am going to be saving this for a get of jail free card or more private entertainment.
6 comments:
What no line about 'Have a coke and a smile and shut the fuck up'. You are getting downright priggish in your old age.
I don't believe you went to a strip club, you're to whipped.
Fuzzbox - I can't say I have ever heard that slogan to go with Jake.
Big D - Your right I would never ever go to the strip club.
Laurie - He is indead a lucky man, you even buy him lap dances... do you watch them as well?
Breezy - I think you need to drink more.
hell the two of you should go to the clubs and i know some one that can introduce the two of you to several stripers of well they are cool ladys any way
I'm there!
dude you so need to use that to your advantage
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