Friday, January 20, 2006

Female Pychology - Stripper Edition


Not too long ago my adorable fiance busted me in a little white lie. My friends decided that I was becoming a little too whipped and thought that they would take it upon themselves to set up a little intervention and bring Crazy Dan back from certain death. This "intervention" consisted of mass amounts of booze and a trip to the local strip club. Of course being the upstanding morally righteous person I am I had nothing to do with any drinking and or conversing with strippers. However, I could not help but feel a little guilty after all I did tell her that I would not go to such places ever again. Of course she found out about it and for months told me a bastard I was for going to such places. It was a long couple of months every time I turned around she was throwing it up in my face. That was until a couple of weeks ago when she got so hammered she let slip a few secrets of her own. While we were doing a bit of fooling around I happened to pull her hair. No big thing right until she says "I loved when the strippers did that." After a little more digging turns out my little goodie two shoes went to the strip club with out me. You better believe I am going to be saving this for a get of jail free card or more private entertainment.

8 comments:

:P fuzzbox said...

What no line about 'Have a coke and a smile and shut the fuck up'. You are getting downright priggish in your old age.

Big D said...

I don't believe you went to a strip club, you're to whipped.

Laurie said...

I love going to strip clubs and buying my guy table dances. And I love football. He knows he's a lucky fucker.. ;-)

Breezy said...

i've gotta quit getting drunk around you...

Crazy Dan said...

Fuzzbox - I can't say I have ever heard that slogan to go with Jake.

Big D - Your right I would never ever go to the strip club.

Laurie - He is indead a lucky man, you even buy him lap dances... do you watch them as well?

Breezy - I think you need to drink more.

knight_51_50 said...

hell the two of you should go to the clubs and i know some one that can introduce the two of you to several stripers of well they are cool ladys any way

Big D said...

I'm there!

Master Foley said...

dude you so need to use that to your advantage