Thursday, January 26, 2006

First Rocket Powered Dildo!



Some say this is a rocket powered Bicycle. They also claim it can go from 0-60 in 5 seconds and is powered by a 200 pound thrust engine. We all know how the press gets facts wrong so doing some research. West Texas Rocks located the inventor a Dr. Hu G. Wang.

Big D: I would like to thank you, Mr. Wang for sitting down and talking with me.
Dr. Wang: No problem. I just want to penetrate the veil of these rumors out there.
Big D: I guess we will just head into then. It was reported on CNN and Popular Science that you invented a rocket powered bike. Why?
Dr. Wang: I never spoke with anyone from those organizations. It must have been one of my prankster interns. He probably had a good time getting those tight asses strapped to the safety device and letting it go.
Big D: Tight asses, okay. So what exactly did you invent?
Dr. Wang: I thought it was obvious. A rocket powered Dildo and their asses were too tight after that inerview I'm sure. (Note: Dr. Wang had a smug grin and creepy laugh on this remark.)
Big D: That's what I though it looked like. Why the bike?
Dr. Wang: That's a modified bicycle. It's more like a safety device. Once inserted it give quite the thrust, you know.
Big D: What about the 200lb thrust engine? Is that right?
Dr. Wang: No, it's a 200 thrust engine! We can't get it to thrust more then that. It's a patented technology. I can't really discuss the specifics.
Big D: Fair enough. It looks dangerous. Do you really think it's going to sell?
Dr. Wang: There is a market for it. It's quite fun really, would you like to try?
Big D: No! I mean no thank you, I don't actually do field work that's Crazy Dan job. I'll have to send him by. Thanks again Dr. Wang for sitting down and talking with me.

There you have it's not a bike it's a rocket powered dildo! You heard it first from West Texas Rocks.

5 comments:

:P fuzzbox said...

I can't wait to hear cd's report from the field.

Ranea said...
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Ranea said...

I want video footage of that. Have KY will travel. Go get 'em Crazy Dan!!!

phred said...

Wow, that`s Amazing !!!

CT said...

dan you have to be crazy to try that... LOL