Time to get to know one of your hosts and tell you stories of how I became known as Crazy Dan. Before I met my current girlfriend how has grudgingly decided to become my wife I was a bit out of control. I just wanted to make sure you knew it was before I met her so that there will be no awkward questions later. There is cool game we play known as see how many beers you can shotgun while chicks play with your nipples. This game is great it allows you to get drunk really fast and play with boobies, which is of course my two favorite things to do. I can't really recall how many bud lights I had that night I just remember that this really hot college freshman named Lacy who was allowing me to play with her nipples which was quite awesome.
So we decided to take things to the next level and go to her dorm room. Well both of us being so trashed we learn that walking is too much of a problem so we crawl to her dorm room, thankfully is only a block away. Well as luck would have it things were going really good THEN her roommate walked in. So the girl on top of me is way embarrassed and decided she needs to get up off me for some reason and try and put her clothes on. Notice at this point that her roommate did not leave the room, which I thought I was strange but could turn into something hot. At any rate while trying to get off me she falls flat on her face. Her roommate just looks at us and says to her roommate your drunk again arent you at this Lacy just laughs and asks how she knew that? The roommate with absolute calm tells her because you left your wheel chair at the party. What can I say Ia m an equal oportunist.