Friday, July 22, 2005

Friday!

Music:
Here is something I did not know. Frontman Dave Mustaine of Megadeth is a devote Christian. Apparently he converted in 2002. He has been touring with Megadeth at a few festivals, but he refuses to now play at these festivals because of the satanic bands on the bill. No problem that's your right to play with whom ever you want to. So I really don't care if he refuses to play on the bill, but I'm curious if he still plays Symphony of Destruction and I Am Evil.

Strange News / Celebrity Crap:
Last month two teens were suspended for taping three girls baring their breasts in the parking lot of their High School and now face criminal charges. The girls were suspended as well, but they don't face any criminal charges. That's just not right can you really blame the guys for wanting to tape boobies. Every "straight" guy on the planet dreams of chances to do this. Most of the time we walk around thinking, "Wow, I'd like to see her breasts". Most of the time I don't even care what the person looks like, I just wonder what their boobies look like, but hey that could just be me... No, it's not it's every guy young or old.

Chernobyl is finally paying off for Russians as they begin to mutate. Every forth Russian is resistant to AIDS thanks to a mutant gene. I wonder what other powers they will have. I cannot wait to get a super powered Russian Bride, how sweet would that be. She can make me a pie at the speed of light.

I don't know about you but a huge weight has been lifted of my chest today. After I die I can pay the telemarketers one measly dollar for them to take me off their spam list. All I have to do is call in and verify the order with my credit card and they will place me on the DMA deceased registry. Who wants to be hounded by telemarketers in the after life? Finally, some peace and quiet.

This guy is seriously overpaying. Godwin Kipkemoi Chepkurgor of Africa offered 20 head of beef cattle and 40 goats to the Clintons for Chelsea proving a sucker is born every minute. Several friends sat down and tried to talk him out of it saying, "Come on, it's Chelsea!" Why trade a cow for another cow? Maybe she is worth like one goat as long as it's not like a really bad ass goat.

I've got a question from New Yorkers. Is this supposed to be funny or are is this person just being a ass?


Movies/DVDs:
Lots of movies to see this weekend.
Bad News Bears
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Wedding Crashers
I'll write a review of what I watch next week.

Girl of the Day:
Anastacia is apparently big in Europe. I think she had a few songs here, but don't ask me what they were. She does have a cool song on the Fantastic 4 soundtrack called burning with Ben Moody of Evanescence.





Blog Quote:
Because I've been talking about breasts alot lately.

Some people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid. Actually, it's quite the opposite: A woman having large breasts makes men stupid.
Rita Rudner

2 comments:

Ruben said...

I would love to read a review of the new movie, Hustle and Flow. Also, there is nothing wrong at all with most posts being about breasts!

Big D said...

I make check that movie out next weekend.