Saturday, July 30, 2005
Sandals Of Peace: Part 1
I am happy to announce that I have located the sandals of peace but have yet to attain them. The sandals of peace will bring an inner peace and sense of readiness that I must have to continue my journey. Without the calmness of the body and soul there is no way that one can withstand the fires that await.
My journey for the sandals brought me to a place most men desire to be above all things else. The sandals are being guarded by that oldest profession that has lain hidden threw out the ages. Although such business's appear perfectly harmless there is much peril when going to these establishments as the drink and moral depravity makes most men lose their sanity and think only of wanting the simple pleasure in life. The temptress's guarding the sandals have done so for a millennium and are skilled at making most abandon their search and only think of their carnal desires.
My first attempt at retrieving the sandals I must say was a disaster I was plagued by comrades boating that the only way to beat these dark creatures and capture the sandals was to out drink them and prove that we could take as many dances as they could give. It was a cruel fate that awaited me that night for the creatures appeared to have a limitless tolerance for the drinks of man. My comrades and I were forced to leave penniless and it seemed a great illness overcame us for after leaving my stomach was empted on several occasions and that certain part of body had turned a strange color of blue and I vowed never to do that again. I must reach this goal on my own for it seems that when together these vile creatures feed off of us easier. Alone is the only way that I can reach the sandals but how can I hope to tame the three serpents without help, it seems quite impossible. So I am reaching out there to a small but intelligent group of web browsers for suggestions on how to defeat the three eager whores.