I bought the new Megadeth's Greatest Hits CD. The songs were remastered for better sound quality and you can tell. I liked it real well, but I like Megadeth.
Strange News / Celebrity Crap:
A woman in Rajasthan "where ever the fuck that is" has accused her husband and in-laws of forcing her to have sex with other family members "maybe it's in Arkansas" to make her conceive, and then throwing her out of the house when she failed "damn those GED clases!".
After his friends paid $25, Keith Lowery was handcuffed and spanked "sweet" with a 3-foot-long paddle and a belt "OUCH" while one of the strippers restrained his head with her legs "That's more like it. I guess she just needed a little head.".The three women were then charged with misdemeanor battery. OK this is bullshit and it pisses me off. Sure I have fun when I go to the strip clubs, but how come I never get to see this crazy shit going down. It never fails that the second I end up hearing of one these places they get shutdown because Strippers are giving spankings or they give customers EXTRA entrainment. Damn it, I want so EXTRA entertainment! http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0711051paddle1.html
Fishing in Texas.
Rick James' ghost is set to release a new album. When asked way he was releasing a post mortem record he replied "Because... I'm Rick James' Ghost, bitch!"
Sure there are potential hazards for this new game. You know with all the crazy fuckers around and everything. I ask you to think of how fucking unbelievably awesome it could be though. A new game was started in New York called Street Wars. It is a round robin, all city, and 24/7 water-gun assassination tournament. Find out more about it at http://www.streetwars.net/.
I didn't find anything that interesting in movie news today.
All the new shows for fall look like crap. I'm having a hard time even wanting to make an effort to talk about them. Anyway today's new show is The Ghost Whisperer. Jennifer Love Hewitt plays Melinda Gordon a young newlywed with the unique ability to communicate with the earthbound spirits of people who have died "I see dead people"-- and who seek her help. "There is already a show like this it's called Medium with Patricia Arquette. Have you ever noticed that in that show she is constantly lying in bed. Oh and that she has very large breasts." Melinda uses her gift to relay significant messages and important information to the living "Don't forget the Garbage man only comes on Wednesday's", but sometimes the messages she receives are intense and confusing. "No shit you have an hour of my life to waste". As a result, she is often met with questions and skepticism by the survivors. "Why is this crazy bitch talking to me? By the way thanks for showing cleavage, did you know you have really large breasts?" But when Melinda is able to help both the lost souls who contact her and those who are still alive, she knows that her unique talent is an asset and not a liability. "This is a reason to stay in on Friday night?" How does Jennifer Love Hewitt still get acting jobs? Have you ever seen her act in something where she did not act like Jennifer Love Hewitt?
Girl of the Day:
Catherine Bell from JAG.
Yeah, well I'm gonna build my own Lunar Space Lander! With blackjack aaaaannd Hookers! Actually, forget the Space Lander, and the blackjack. - Bender on Futurama