Monday, July 25, 2005

Back in Black

I just want to thank everyone for the cards, letters, and emails although I just got back from vacation I plan on writing each and everyone of you once again thank you from the bottom of my heart for all your kind words. As I said I am back from vacation with a renewed sense of destruction and planning to defecate on anything that will hold still long enough. Keeping that in mind if you try to run I might just take up poo flinging just like those monkeys I saw at the Zoo. I am glad to see that my picture of Shamu at the San Antonio Sea World reached you Big D. As you know it is a strange habit of mine to check out the wangs of different creatures. Shamu and I came to an understanding that although his is bigger, mine is more powerful. Afterward the big pansy needed to cuddle and share his life goals with me.
While there are many things that I would like to tell you about my adventure I am still in mourning. A very special person to me died during my vacation. Through the years he has proven to be one of the greatest men I have ever known. With my black armband on for everyone to see I honor you and stand proud to be a member of the DA. That is all I can say for now the pain is still to fresh to talk of any more thoughts about him.Spending time with my beloved this past week has given me a new position on how I should change my way and become a better man then I am at the present. It has been a very emotional time for me and I just want to thank the "Disciple" for all the help that he has given me during this most unfortunate time. I also want everyone to know that I am working on putting on the Armor or God and will talk more bout this in the weeks to come. May God Bless you all and the force be with you.

5 comments:

Big D said...

You and Your crazy wang fixation!

:P fuzzbox said...

The same tragedy has forced me to seek a higher power also currently I am juggling between training to be a Jedi Knight or seeking a UFO that would be willing to take me aboard without having to go through the whole anal probe thing.

Big D said...

As I do have taken up the path to the Jedi. May the force be be with you!

Jaime said...

does DA stand for district attorney? who likes lawyers anyway?

Crazy Dan said...

Personally I requested the anal probe but thats just me.