Sometimes...

Wow, this will be a first for me. I never blog what happens at work, because I work for a small company and some of the other employees read my blog and I don't need the headache if I happen to offend anyone. Which is most likely what would happen, but today I have to post this. Over the last couple of weeks we have been getting calls from someone that their machine has been making funny noises that almost sound like a cricket. Yeah OK, whatever. One of us would get up and go take a look and the sound would be normal. They would claim it sounded weird just a few seconds ago. So today at right about 5 we get a call from this same person complaining about the noise again. So the other tech goes into her office to take a look. Guess what? It WAS a fucking cricket! Now I don't ask a lot. I don't even ask for a basic shred of common sense. That would be like asking for world peace or an end to poverty, I don't dream that big. I do, however, think it's not that difficult to tell the difference between a machine and a biological organism. Sometime I wonder if it's hard to breathe up there. You know, with your head stuck so far up your ass!