Wednesday, June 22, 2005

Another Uncovering.

I received a few responses from female readers with comments about the new GOTD category. Yes I was just as surprised as you we actually have readers! Amazing! So in response this will be the second and last of this category until I can get some balance on the subject. I would like to encourage readers to post comments and tell us what you think and share this site with your friends if you are not too embarrassed about it. Thanks and ROCK ON!

Music:
X-Fest 2 in 3 days. Doors open at 2pm shows ends at probably 1am. Now begins the quest for a designated driver.

Strange News / Celebrity Crap:
A great mother was indicted instead of applauded for hiring a stripper for his 16 birthday. What guy does not want a stripper for his birthday? His mom being the loving matriarch of her family did what we have always hoped would happen and paid for a stripper to dance at his birthday party. He was 16 what do you want her to hire a clown?
Here is a link to the article.
Here is a link to show your support for our higher class citizens.

The summer has started and in Texas that means BBQ, Beer, Music, and Sheep Fucking. I would like to stress to our redneck friends that BAAAAA mean NO!



We here at West Texas Rocks brought you the breaking story of Disney digitally reducing the breasts of Lindsay Lohan for Herbie. Then uncovered some boob alteration on Angelina Jolie in her movie Mr. and Mrs. Smith have now found new evidence of another cover up. On the popular TV show Desperate Housewives, ABC has spent thousands of dollars digitally covering up Terri Hatchers nipples. No wonder this beautiful woman has low self esteem and worries about her body. Hatcher has said on many occasions that she will not wear a bikini for fear someone will that her ass is and I quote droopy. This is appalling and the people at ABC and Disney who owns ABC should be ashamed. Just how far will Disney go to suppress women I have no idea, but do not fear we will do our best to spread this news and uncover this conspiracy.

Movies/DVDs:
This weekend Bewitched comes out. I like Will Farrell and Nicole Kidman is hot but together seems a little unbelievable to me. I know what you are thinking it is about a witch you does magic will that’s more believable then watching Farrell and Kidman kiss. Think about it!

Television:
Nothing was on last night if you get the WB check out Beauty and The Geek. I watched a clip for the show tonight and it looks like the biggest geek I have ever seen starts asking all the beauties out. Will this geek get a day without having to pay for it?

Girl of the Day:
So I was surfing around last night and what did I find but Winnie Cooper from the Wonder Years half naked! My reaction was Holy Shit that girl from the Wonder Years grew up! So I proudly present Danica McKellar



Blog Quote:
""A guy walks up to me and asks 'What's Punk?'. So I kick over a garbage can and say 'That's punk!'. So he kicks over a garbage can and says 'That's Punk?', and I say 'No that's trendy!""
- Billie Joe Armstrong (Green Day)





2 comments:

Jaime said...

Danica had a couple of rough years, but yes, i did notice the stuff mag while the wife was shopping for make up at the local drug store . . and boy did i leaf through it. leaf'd through it good and hard. lol. oh, and as per your request to link off of your fine blog site . . . sure, feel free to do so. let me know if you want to be added to my not-so prestigious link list.

Breezy said...

That's just disturbing to my happy childhood. I watched The Wonder Years growing up and always thought Winnie was cool. Now I am just upset. Now I see that her life just went downhill from the episode where she cheated on Kevin. Now she is posing nearly naked in magazines...I hate to think of what might be next.