Have you seen the new Jessica Simpson Dukes of Hazzard video? Click Here! What the hell are you waiting for? I know the quality is bad but it is the only video I could find.
While you are at it check out Shakira new video La Tartura too. It makes me want to learn Spanish. Of course most of her videos are that way.
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Link to my DVD collection page is 8 is still not reviewed but this will work for now.
I am easily entertained so if I put a movie really low you know it is bad. I rate most movie 3 which means Average to me. So a 2 and hafl and 3 and a half is just above average. A 4 means this was really good and a 5 means a personal favorite.
While I was channel surfing last night I came across a show Hit Me Baby One More Time it is about old one-hit wonder bands trying to make a come back. Sure this show has crap written all over it, but could they at least have found a better host? I am not sure what is more pathetic the cheesy ass British host or the has-beens.
One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck in his ass. True story. He bought it at the local mall, so the whole fiasco wound up on the news. It was embarrassing for my relatives and all. But the next week, he did it again. Different cat, same results, complete with a trip to the emergency room. Then, last week, I saw him in the pet store. He was buying another cat. I said, Walt, what the hell are you doing, you know you're just gonna get this cat stuck up your ass too, why don't you knock it off?" And he says to me, "Brodie, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?" My cousin was a weird guy.
-- Brodie, Mallrats