So I'm going to try this new little add on Blogger created that allows you to post from Word. Which shoul be pretty sweet. No more having to go back an edit all the apostrophes and other special characters. I'm still going to use html for my pictures I think, depends on how easy it is. Here is hoping it works. Guess what, that didn't work for shit! I guess it's back to editing in notpad.
I learned today while on Fark about the FBI forming a new department I thought it was a joke but apparently not it's also on the Washington Post... Well I guess it could still be a joke. The department code named on Fark as the "Porn Squad" or the Adult Anti-Obscenity Squad as it's called in the FBI will divert eight agents, a supervisor and assorted support staff to gather evidence against "manufacturers and purveyors" of pornography -- not the kind exploiting children, but the kind that depicts, and is marketed to, consenting adults. Agents for the porn squad should have a stomach for the kind of material that tends to be most offensive to local juries, community standards -- along with a lustful purpose and absence of artistic merit or pretty much anything on my hard drive. Congress began funding the obscenity initiative in fiscal 2005 and specified that the FBI must devote 10 agents to adult pornography. Yes, it looks like we have won the war on terror. Now the war on porn begins. I have chosen sides and will fight on the side of Justice, Chastity, and Jenna.
Damn those tricky stick shifts! A would be car tracker was thwarted after he ordered a 26-year-old man out of his Chevrolet Camaro in a suburban Kansas City parking lot. The driver complied, but when the robber got into the car he was unable to manage the stick shift. The car jacker apparently reads this blog and had a friend with a getaway car to help him flee the scene. I did not mention the fact that if you are going to steal something you need to be able to operate it. Live and learn.
Here is yet another liberal northerner out of touch with moral values and trying to push off her views in the heartland of America. Heartland of America? Well in this case Iowa. Yes a new law professor that relocated to Iowa University from Boston is challenging the school to the NCAA saying the pink painted visitors locker-room is quote "deeply offensive and completely unacceptable". She claims the locker room color promotes sexism and homophobia. Never mind the fact that she has never been in the locker room or to a football game. We wouldn't want the visiting gay football stars offended. I think it's absolutely hilarious and this mind fuck is genius. The pink locker room goes back to the days of former Iowa coach Hayden Fry, and has been expanded in the current renovation of the stadium -- including the carpeting, metal lockers, brick walls, sinks, and shower floor -- even the urinals. The law professor is now getting well deserved death threats. She should have realized how seriously football is taken by regular people and shut her liberal ass-mouth up.