I felt a hard slap on my back as :PFuzzbox hit me indicating that it was time to explore the cave more thoroughly. I was wondering if this was a wise idea seeing as how I had just been marked by the devilish Brainkin herself, but the Dwarf did not seemed fazed by this and told me to remember the plan. First, find the fountain in the cave for it is a way to dull the wits and see through their treachery. The search was becoming tiring and the Dwarf getting aggitated stopped us for a break and told the Angry Joyce to move her ass and find the fountain. :PFuzzbox is one crazy ass dwarf talking to a demon like that, but after a few minutes of ducking and dodging spouts of fire he was able to get her to do his bidding and I was amazed at how she finally succumbed to the battle axe and it seemed in the end this was a smart move for she found it quickly. The fountain's brew was able to calm even the Angry Joyce for she arrived back at our camp with tankards full of the sweet nectar. Things were going to get interesting now for as she arrived so did the Brainkin and her minions. Before, they could mount an attack I smiled an uneasy smile and offered the demons something to drink. It seemed that they were caught off guard by my generousity and by the Demon Angry Joyce and her Spawn, they thought myself and :PFuzzbox had been captured for the Angry Joyce. As a high ranking demon it could only make sense because surely a mere dwarf could not subdue someone of her ferocity. The Dwarf knew his plan was working so we slipped out of the camp while the Brainkin and her minions were distracted. We did not have much time so we went to work immediatly by joining the melee in the cave and at his suggestion we separated and began our search for the Metal God's Helmet of Salvation. The plan was working to perfection he was right these serpents were only younglings and with the help of my large one eyed snake I claimed many victories over the serpents. As they moaned their defeat I began to get over confident and careless. I could not help myself it was so easy to claim the serpents orbs as mine. This mistake would be what costed me the most that night for when I looked up I saw that the younglings had banded together and sent a circle pit to destroy me. However, before the pit envolped me I looked to see :PFuzzbox. My comrade was too far away to help me and as we met eyes his battle axe gleaming from his conquests I signaled him to forget about me and find the Helmet. He was reluctant for he was an honorable little Dwarf, but knew it was the only way to retrive the Metal God's Hemet of Salvation for time was running short we had to get back to camp or all would be lost.
Wednesday, September 14, 2005
FELLOWSHIP BROKEN
I felt a hard slap on my back as :PFuzzbox hit me indicating that it was time to explore the cave more thoroughly. I was wondering if this was a wise idea seeing as how I had just been marked by the devilish Brainkin herself, but the Dwarf did not seemed fazed by this and told me to remember the plan. First, find the fountain in the cave for it is a way to dull the wits and see through their treachery. The search was becoming tiring and the Dwarf getting aggitated stopped us for a break and told the Angry Joyce to move her ass and find the fountain. :PFuzzbox is one crazy ass dwarf talking to a demon like that, but after a few minutes of ducking and dodging spouts of fire he was able to get her to do his bidding and I was amazed at how she finally succumbed to the battle axe and it seemed in the end this was a smart move for she found it quickly. The fountain's brew was able to calm even the Angry Joyce for she arrived back at our camp with tankards full of the sweet nectar. Things were going to get interesting now for as she arrived so did the Brainkin and her minions. Before, they could mount an attack I smiled an uneasy smile and offered the demons something to drink. It seemed that they were caught off guard by my generousity and by the Demon Angry Joyce and her Spawn, they thought myself and :PFuzzbox had been captured for the Angry Joyce. As a high ranking demon it could only make sense because surely a mere dwarf could not subdue someone of her ferocity. The Dwarf knew his plan was working so we slipped out of the camp while the Brainkin and her minions were distracted. We did not have much time so we went to work immediatly by joining the melee in the cave and at his suggestion we separated and began our search for the Metal God's Helmet of Salvation. The plan was working to perfection he was right these serpents were only younglings and with the help of my large one eyed snake I claimed many victories over the serpents. As they moaned their defeat I began to get over confident and careless. I could not help myself it was so easy to claim the serpents orbs as mine. This mistake would be what costed me the most that night for when I looked up I saw that the younglings had banded together and sent a circle pit to destroy me. However, before the pit envolped me I looked to see :PFuzzbox. My comrade was too far away to help me and as we met eyes his battle axe gleaming from his conquests I signaled him to forget about me and find the Helmet. He was reluctant for he was an honorable little Dwarf, but knew it was the only way to retrive the Metal God's Hemet of Salvation for time was running short we had to get back to camp or all would be lost.
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A tale of sorrow if ever told.
To the victors go the spoil.
What the hell.....you have too much time on your hands.....or you are enjoying a good shroom.
Tripping is fun.
Wait! What happened next?!??! Did he get the helmet? Did you get back to camp? Is there a twist in the tale?
Now this site and accidental goat sodomy are more like it!
I wish I could tell you, but you must wait until next time when the search for the Armor continues.
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