The place to be is Detroit. That's right I said Detroit home to Kid Rock and Slim Shady this town is booming with a new influx of high class hookers. That's right these ladies are out for some easy money and a quick lay. The police have nicknamed them "Hollywood Hookers" because they dress glitzier, look hotter, and charge more. Must be a hard job working the hooker beat! The officers also say these prostitutes are smarter and less likely on drugs. With major events like the All Star Game and the Super bowl coming up these ladies of the night know where the money is and it's not in my wallet. Damn!
There is a place in football where anything goes, where players spit, punch, kick and inflict immense pain with little fear of repercussions. I'm talking about the dog pile where revenge and survival are the norm. Those who wind up in the dog pile must be prepared to hear disturbing sounds and be prepared for horrific scenes. In the pile your manhood is tested with eye-gouging, slapping, spitting, swallowing and maybe a little tickling of the anus and these are only the rumors from Jeff Garcia's dog piles.
Bring it On 3: This shit just gets nasty!In Wichita Kansas it's been broughten. That's right Bee-Otch, I said broughten! When the Dynamic Steppers drill team was challenged at their practice by the White Tigers drill team you knew it was on. As the White Tiger tried to keep their head up they knew it was a lost cause, but that doesn't mean you can't keep it real. As the frustration hit, a drummer from the White tigers viscously threw their drumstick at a drummer on the Stepper team. As the drumstick bounced of the Steppers face the dance-off turned into a brawl like never seen before in Driller history. Like any good brawl the second attack came as a punch to the face as one of Dynamic's struck a tiger. Knowing he might be outmatched the stepper then grabbed the keys to his SUV and attempted to run over some tigers while the Steppers coach, grabbed a box cutter and sliced another woman's right arm, a cut that lacerated 8 inches of muscle. Police later arrived to break up the may lay and escorted 50 people to finer lodgings. Just goes to show, where there is sexy routines there is violence and where there is violence, there's Kirsten Dunst!
West Texas Rocks is still backing Hogan in '08. Here is a pic of Hogan on the campaign trail.