Thursday, September 22, 2005

The Shit gets Deep

His battle axe dripping ;PFuzzbox looked on helpless as the swirling vortex over took his partner, with a great sadness he knew that there was nothing that could be done he would have to say a silent pray to the Lady of Battles and hope that CrazyDan could weather the storm. Anger consumed him as he continued deeper into the Cave of Disturbed more and more foul creatures began to surface overwhelming him. He knew time was running short and there was no possible way he could dispatch all of the Brainkin's Minions and retrieve the Metal Gods Helmet of Salvation. It was too much to bear he could not fail, he would not fail, CrazyDan must be avenged and nothing would stop him from his mission. It was then that a light began to permeate all around him his heartbeat slowed and a new energy revitalized him giving him power that strength beyond that of normal dwarfs he even seemed to grow taller. After all his adventures it had finally happened the legendary battle lust of his clan had overtaken him. With a howl that made the creatures of the night piss their panties ;PFuzzbox began effortlessly hacking a path deeper into the cave searching franticly for the Helmet. It did not take him long to find the resting-place of the helmet only a few more yards and it would be his. Rushing to the helmet and blinded him and the guardian of the helmet crashed into him causing ;PFuzzbox to fly into the wall. "What the FUCK!" screamed the pissed of dwarf. High above sprawling dwarf the guardian looked down and laughed. "Go home little midget before I decide to make you my pet."

6 comments:

Big D said...

Good luck to the mighty dwarf. May the gods bless his clan!

:P fuzzbox said...

Failure is not an option.

FuzzBuck Fuzz said...

never has been

Master Foley said...

may Moradin guide your axe

Maxson said...

woah.

just... woah.

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