Apple computers desperately trying to keep pace with PCs have produced an ingenious idea. A multi-button mouse! Yes, No longer do you only have the only option of one, but the magical number of two. Did the geniuses over at apple stop there? Absolutely not, they also added a scroll wheel. This scroll wheel will allow you to move from the top of a web page or document to the bottom with out having the pain of moving your mouse over to the scroll bar and clicking it. This Mighty Mouse is just another part of the apple revolution. Many apple enthusiasts were worried when they heard of Apples plans to incorporate Intel architecture in their sacred machines, but few can doubt the ingeniousness of a two button mouse. "Sure there will be some confusion at first that is expected. Here at apple we feel after a six week course you will be apple to operate your mouse with ease and confidence" said Steve Handjob. Most of the above is obvious bullshit, but the mighty mouse is real and it will give Mac Zealots the ability to use two buttons. "Mr. Anderson that is the sound of inevitability."
Iraqi Village leaders name a soldier a sheik. This is a cool story. http://www.azcentral.com/news/articles/0801iraq-sheik01.html
Sometimes I forget where I live when something happens to bring me crashing down in to the cold hard world of reality. While thinking of something to type up for the blog I heard something that was not really surprising, but at the same time all too mind-boggling. Sure I live in rural Texas where cowboys still exist, farming and ranching is the largest business and a spit cup is common place in trucks and offices. All of this may seem strange to the outsider, but goes on unnoticed to us natives. Must my brethren quote Smokey and the Bandit though? In the south you are genetically disposed to enjoy this movie so I can't say anything about repeat viewings or energetically enjoying the film. But quoting it in everyday speech?