TRIUMPHANT

There is an old proverb that states in the land of the blind the one eyed man is king. It is also common knowledge that snakes cannot truly see but only notice the heat that comes off their victims. That is why most snakes only hunt at night and with this knowledge my comrades and I came up with a plan would beat those whores known as the three serpent guardians. If in the land of the blind the one eyed man is king well would it not hold true that in the world of blind snakes the one eyed snake is king. It would seem to me that this theory should hold true but could I keep the one eyed snake under control, I had no choice but to try. Once again I visited the palace of the guardians only this time I would conquer them. With the help of a magician who gave me a blue pill that would hide my heat but at the same time make me brighter then the North Star I entered their domain. It was as the magician predicted the serpent women noticed me immediately but had no idea what the night truly had in store for them. At first they tried to seduce me as they did before, but for some reason it was not working and after all the men they had tamed they pondered if they had finally found a worthy opponent. So there next course of action was to combine their powers and asked if I would accompany to a room more private. Once brought to this room I noticed a smell of lust and longing and could only guess at what foul magic they had planned to use. The serpents slowly began taking off their clothes in an attempt to take over my mind and make me forget my quest. Hoping that the magician did not fail me I unmasked the one eyed snake and to their surprise found him to be one of the largest most powerful of its kind. Being prideful and vain they thought they could tame the beast. After hours of a battle hard fought and horrors that I will not speak of, with the help of the magician Big D and his blue pill, I was able to subdue these evil creatures. They came humbly and mightily and in the end gave me the treasure of the sandals of peace.