Thursday, August 11, 2005

Blog Explosion Blog Reviews

I have had one review from blog explosion and I appreciate you taking the time to do it, whoever the hell you are. I agree with some of your statements and think you're a cocksucker for others. Either way thinks for the criticism. Now here is what I thought of your review.

On Design / Style- 1.00 of 5.00
What the hell? My blog is one of the few that don't use pre-made templates that are starting to bore me to death, at least give me 2.5 for effort asshole. This one rating pisses me off the most, for more then the others. You are true cocksucker for this one.

Recent / Regular Updates 3.00 of 5.00
OK, sometimes I forget.

Loadtime 1.00 of 5.00
You got me there I designed the blog for me and my highspeed circuit not dialup.

Interesting Content 3.00 of 5.00
Thank you, I'll take that as a positive.

Technical Errors 3.00 of 5.00
Whatever.

Colors 3.00 of 5.00
I'll try and take this as a positive. My blog is readable, I guess I didn't have enough pink and purple on their, huh? Well let your colors shine, Rainbowbright.

Grammar 1.00 of 5.00
You got me there. I wonder if you can grade lower?

Too many plug-ins 3.00 of 5.00
You don't need plug-ins for my site. I purposefully don't use flash for this reason.

Layout 3.00 of 5.00
Whatever.

Review total score 48 of 100%
Well fuck you too.

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

I disagree your blogs great.

Big D said...

Thank you!

mauser*girl said...

Don't feel bad about the review. Maybe someone just didn't like your blog too much. But at least you GOT a review. :(

Jaime said...

LOL. it wasn't me.

Glyn (Zaphod) Evans said...

It's better than the shit-assed comment Crazy Dan left about my blog. And I thought yours was pretty cool too...

Just cause someone has a different political view doesn't mean they need to grow balls. Just so happens that we are probably very similar in every other respect, except maturity level probably.

Glyn (Zaphod) Evans said...

If I may add to relieve the silly tension... the bum review I got on mine was 32%... I got a 1 out of 5 for timely updates!!! HAHA! I update like 5 times a day... :D

Oh, and Classic 'tallica rocks. Death to poseurs...

Peace.

Crazy Dan said...

Dude I just checked your rating at blog explosion and found it to be 79% and rated excellent or some shit so quit your bitching!

:P fuzzbox said...

Don't be a hater. Keep on keeping on.

Big D said...

Zaphod take it as pride that Crazy Dan wrote on your blog. He loves to trash talk and must have thought you were intellegent enough to make it fun. And crazy Dan I guess some others reviewed my blog and I have to say thank you to those that did. And if you don't like my bitching Crazy Dan you can lick my balls!

Glyn (Zaphod) Evans said...

Ha they must be bigger than mine then :P

Kidding. I was only bitching about the first review. Oh well, C'est la vie.

Big D said...

Thanks to everyone you took the time to review my blog. I really appreciate it. In all truth I didn’t even know you could do this until I saw the review today. I appreciate all the positive and constructive comments. One comment in particualur I agree 100 percent with. “Nice soothing colors. I think the background of the actual entries should be a light brown too, tho.” You’re absolutely right! I’ve been experimenting with a brownish torn paper look, hopefully it will pan out in the next few days. To the blogger who wrote this “dont want you to blast me so im giving you all "a" s!” I’m sure it was just a tease, but feel free to talk shit and burn people and me if you feel the need.

Haggiswurst said...

Good blog; made better by the GOTD feature (plenty of British Totty).

Have a good weekend

Izabella said...

It could have been worse!? Some people don't even get ratings..like mine :)
I liked your comebacks to the rater, funny!