Thursday, August 04, 2005

Jesse James says Shutup and Make me a Pie!

We knew it was going to happen sooner or later. The star of crappy chick movies Sandra Bullock has started working at her sister bakery. Now guys everywhere don't have to worry about being dragged to Miss. Congeniality 3. One woman we spoke too seem to be sad "I will miss her, she made really good, movies. Didn't she honey?" The woman's boyfriend, however had a different opinion although he didn't vocalize his thought, you could tell from the retching actions he was making behind her back that this was great news. One man seem to think that the success should be attributed to Jesse James Sandra's new husband. "Jesse is such a pimp, he probably said shut up and bake me a pie and stop fucking around with that sappy ass shit." At the bar a large explosion of clamor could be heard from outside from men toasting Jesse James. However, she could just be broke and like ever Hollywood actor or actress she is extremely lazy so needed a flexible part time job. In an Interview Bullock said "I wouldn't depend on the shop for a job, but would work there occasionally. Only when I need the money."

4 comments:

:P fuzzbox said...

Jessie James is behind the times. I firmly beleive in womens lib. It promotes strong women. The other day I was watching a Porno and a chick took on six guys at the same time. Now that is a strong woman.

Crazy Dan said...

I believe your both behind on the times we do not need to tell women what to do nor have strong women we just need to take what we want. Just like this Japanese hentai I watched and the guy just tied the bitch up and raped her. That is what we need more of you know we need these independent entrepreneur type people to help society reach that perfect goal of anarchy.

Jaime said...

no way, a strong woman is a chick that does double anal double vaginal. while doing a couple of handjobs, and double blowjob.

let me do the math . .that's 8 guys.

Breezy said...

bad dan...