Thursday, August 04, 2005
Jesse James says Shutup and Make me a Pie!
We knew it was going to happen sooner or later. The star of crappy chick movies Sandra Bullock has started working at her sister bakery. Now guys everywhere don't have to worry about being dragged to Miss. Congeniality 3. One woman we spoke too seem to be sad "I will miss her, she made really good, movies. Didn't she honey?" The woman's boyfriend, however had a different opinion although he didn't vocalize his thought, you could tell from the retching actions he was making behind her back that this was great news. One man seem to think that the success should be attributed to Jesse James Sandra's new husband. "Jesse is such a pimp, he probably said shut up and bake me a pie and stop fucking around with that sappy ass shit." At the bar a large explosion of clamor could be heard from outside from men toasting Jesse James. However, she could just be broke and like ever Hollywood actor or actress she is extremely lazy so needed a flexible part time job. In an Interview Bullock said "I wouldn't depend on the shop for a job, but would work there occasionally. Only when I need the money."