Friday, August 12, 2005
TOP FIVE PEOPLE I WISH HAD HERPES. (are you happy now!)
5. The New Pope
Maybe it is wrong of me to wish the new pope will get herpes but I have valid reasons for this though and the first one is many of the illegal people coming in to the US are Hispanic. And most Hispanics are catholic and breed like you do not believe. The reason for this is Catholics do not believe in birth control so if the new Pope got herpes there would be some new church law.
4. My Boss
Ok simple reason for this one if I pretended I had herpes and called in because I had an outbreak she would totally understand.
3. Lindsey Lohan
I really think the only way for her to get her life back on track some disease to shack up her life and nothing does that quite like your genitals being on fire and feeling like sharp knives stabbing you.
2. Colin Farrell
He made one of the best super villains of any comic book movie so far when he played Bulls eye so imagine the next daredevil with a really pissed off Farrell with Herpes it would be bloody brilliant. Plus he gets all kinds of ass I am guess with herpes he will not get as much and it would filter to umm not me cause the love of my life is reading this. Yeah that is right not mine. Love you Breezy.
1. Big D
Yep none other then your web host Big D. Do not get me wrong I hope the outbreaks are a minimum but if he had herpes I could set him up with Alyssa and then she could bang his brains out then maybe he would loan me some money and forget about it cause he is always having sex and I would never have to pay him back. Oops sorry about that I starting rating there for a minute.