Friday, August 12, 2005

TOP FIVE PEOPLE I WISH HAD HERPES. (are you happy now!)


5. The New Pope
Maybe it is wrong of me to wish the new pope will get herpes but I have valid reasons for this though and the first one is many of the illegal people coming in to the US are Hispanic. And most Hispanics are catholic and breed like you do not believe. The reason for this is Catholics do not believe in birth control so if the new Pope got herpes there would be some new church law.
4. My Boss
Ok simple reason for this one if I pretended I had herpes and called in because I had an outbreak she would totally understand.
3. Lindsey Lohan
I really think the only way for her to get her life back on track some disease to shack up her life and nothing does that quite like your genitals being on fire and feeling like sharp knives stabbing you.
2. Colin Farrell

He made one of the best super villains of any comic book movie so far when he played Bulls eye so imagine the next daredevil with a really pissed off Farrell with Herpes it would be bloody brilliant. Plus he gets all kinds of ass I am guess with herpes he will not get as much and it would filter to umm not me cause the love of my life is reading this. Yeah that is right not mine. Love you Breezy.
1. Big D
Yep none other then your web host Big D. Do not get me wrong I hope the outbreaks are a minimum but if he had herpes I could set him up with Alyssa and then she could bang his brains out then maybe he would loan me some money and forget about it cause he is always having sex and I would never have to pay him back. Oops sorry about that I starting rating there for a minute.

16 comments:

Big D said...

What is it with you always trying to set me up with this herpies chick? It's not going to happen. Although, there are alot of things that I would like to have in the future, a life long STD is not one of them.

Breezy said...

so is it Farrell or Ferrell??? learn to spell...btw I would still bang him just so i could give you herpies!!!...though that would not be the only reason ;) love you dan!

Bry-2000 said...

That picture made me throw up in my mouth a little.

Crazy Dan said...

The Brainkin shows her true colors and on the website of warrior!! back you beast back I say !!!

OTTMANN said...

This was a cool site until you made the crack about the Pope. Bad move!

Breezy said...

so that's just five people...you said the top ten. did the aliens abduct the other half???

Big D said...

Ottomann I think Crazt Dan is on a quest to ofeend everyone in the known world. how do you think I feel trying to be set up countless times with a herpies girl.

Conners said...

Can you add Michael Bryant to your list as #1 Herpies?! He's making it a living hell for Ontario dog owners. He deserves to be on your list. And while you're at it...can you double whammy him? Please and thank you!

Christie said...

lmao and.. ewww

politicalpie said...

wow . . . wow

the rocker mommy said...

um... isn't that just five? where are the other five, dude?

ariadneK, Ph.D. said...

You are hilarious, keep at it!!! :-)

Jaime said...

to everyone asking where the rest of the list is . . . come on . . they're texans. it's a wonder they can count backwards from 5 to 1 to begin with.

Big D said...

How can we compete with a state that has the terminator himself as governor?

phred said...

Good optics on the photo... note the detail of the pubic hair...

Breezy said...

no thank you