Sure terrorist love reading the Quran but what are they reading when they are not reading the Quran? Harry Potter books that's what! Terrorist at gitmo love reading about the underage wizard. A librarian identified as Lori said that several prisoners were addicted to the books and have requested to watch the movies. The second favorite on the list is Agatha Christie books apparently the terrorists love women authors.
It's official construction workers hate gay music. After the confusing argument, do construction workers like or dislike gay music? Andrew Cleeson of London may have finally settled this debate after he beat a DJ for playing quote "Too much gay music". Cleeson warned the DJ he was playing too much gay music, but the DJ ignored him and then played the Wham! hit, Wake Me Up Before You Go Go. Cleeson then "bum" rushed the booth and head "butt"ed the DJ giving him a broken nose.
No matter what part of the world you live in, you just don't fuck with old maids. In Bordeaux, France a 52 year old women got angry about a loud party next door and thought an appropriate second warning would be a gunshot. The woman knocked on the door and when a 25 year old man open the door she shot him in the throat where he died instantly, proving even old maids need to get laid once in a while.
Of course, Britney Spears is going to have a white trash baby. The question is the level of trashiness. With Britney drowning Budweiser's in the final trimester I'm betting on Joe Dirt Tattooed White trash.
The legally blond star Reese Witherspoon blasted Jessica Simpson for acting stupid and giving dumb blonde girls everywhere a bad name. I will mediate in this feud and try to get the stars on talking terms. I have decided that it will take place in the neutrality of my bedroom.
(to himself) YOU JUST SAID YOUR SISTER WAS HOT. WHAT A FREAK. You're going to Hell, Dude. - Joe Dirt