Wednesday, August 03, 2005

Fantasy Football








Well it is that time again its FANTASY FOOTBALL TIME let the games begin. Once again is time to make my rivals cry like the little girls they are. This one goes out to the person that cheated by getting their 3 year old and wife to play last year that way enabling them to pick all the best players. Oh you can't see what I am doing right now because I promised no extreme profanity or nudity to Big D. However, I will describe what I am doing. Picture a goat in the center that is you Martinez ,oops no names then a pig on one side of it and a sheep on the other. Ok, I have me privates in the goats ass and a finger in both the pig and the sheep. Now picture the thrust of all fingers and privates and that is what I am doing. That is also a good picture of what is going to happen to all those that try and take me on at fantasy football this year. So get ready for a more vocal and violent year.

8 comments:

Big D said...

And the gauntlet has been thrown down!

r martini said...

I do believe the crack has finally gotten to your brain Crazy Dan. Beastality, pedophilia, rape...good gosh man. Take your fantasy team beatings like a crying, shameless, pink barbie....never mind, you already do that.

Crazy Dan said...

Ok the other might be true but the rape that a fabrication no charges were ever made. Besides I still get home baked cookies from your wife for that.

Big D said...

I can tell this is going to be a great season!

r martini said...

interesting.....she can't cook.

r martini said...

however, our toilet's been clogged. Maybe it was the chocalate chips....

Crazy Dan said...

Don't blame me for clogging up your toliet I always use your wifes chest to take my dunps. LONG live the German Porn movies!!

jane said...

hahaha next you'll be having gumby & pokey in unimaginable positions!! thanks for visiting my site.
now please let those stuffed animals SEPERATE!