Wednesday, August 03, 2005
Well it is that time again its FANTASY FOOTBALL TIME let the games begin. Once again is time to make my rivals cry like the little girls they are. This one goes out to the person that cheated by getting their 3 year old and wife to play last year that way enabling them to pick all the best players. Oh you can't see what I am doing right now because I promised no extreme profanity or nudity to Big D. However, I will describe what I am doing. Picture a goat in the center that is you Martinez ,oops no names then a pig on one side of it and a sheep on the other. Ok, I have me privates in the goats ass and a finger in both the pig and the sheep. Now picture the thrust of all fingers and privates and that is what I am doing. That is also a good picture of what is going to happen to all those that try and take me on at fantasy football this year. So get ready for a more vocal and violent year.