Wednesday, August 24, 2005
Take hime out!
Pat Robertson the evangilist that supposedly called for the assassination of Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez has blasted the media about their misinterpretation. "In no way did I say assassinate Hugo. I said our special forces should, TAKE HIM OUT! You know, like on a date,maybe to a movie or some nice little Italian Bistro, if time permits perhaps a round of miniature golf. The possibilities are endless!" Upon hearing the statement President Chavez had this to say: "It has been ages since anyone has taken me out and I think a round of miniature golf would be very pleasant. Also tell the Special Ops my favorite flowers are daisies."