Monday, August 15, 2005

Monday

Well it seems the vibrator I sent Eva Longoria is not good enough for her. Personelly I feel that is quite rude after I went to all the time and trouble of picking one out. It seems that I'm not the only though. After a recent magazine article where Longwhoria explained that she loved vibrators and every woman should own one, fans sent her vibrators by the truck load. After all the ABC Disney execs and postal workers took their fill, Longwhoria donated the rest to her friends. Disney ABC then told Longwhoria to shut her "raunchy" mouth or maybe she can just stick a vibrator in it.








A recurring post seems to be warning morons of not annoying other people. What seems obvious to most sometimes needs to be retold to the stupid. So just in case you did not know. Don't fuck with marines! Daniel Cotnoir of Lawrence, Mass. was named as marine of the year. After calling the police complaining about the noise he took matters into his own hands "Iraqi Style" and fired a warning shot into the crowd injuring one loud bastard and one shrill byatch. So if you don't want to be shot be aware of your surroundings and don't fuck with people who can kill you.





There are punishments for not doing your homework and then there is getting kicked in the nuts for not doing your homework. "The headmistress of a village school in West Bengal seriously injured a six-year-old boy when she hit him in his private parts to punish him for mistakes in the homework." Damn, woman the kid is 6 years old, shit. If you look at a little differently and I was kicked in the nuts as a homework punishment at that age I'd be a helluva a lot better at grammar and wouldn't have to worry about having illegitimate children.

5 comments:

Crazy Dan said...

Damn thats a good post I can't top that so I will try and post something tomorrow. You covered all the basics fake dicks and chicks that need a deep dicken, guys getting kicked in the balls, and people getting shot? How do i top that with out making the post x rated??

:P fuzzbox said...

Maybe you and Dan could have used some nut kicking by your spelling teacher.

Crazy Dan said...

how about this for spelling LICK MY HAIRY BALLS. yep that seems to be spelled right.

phred said...

Damn, I leave town for 3 days and everything goes to hell. ( Massive herpies outbreak , etc). That`s how rumors start... I heard while I was gone...the Pope has herpies... ??????

Master Foley said...

disney is a bunch of facists bastards sometimes