Friday, August 19, 2005
Battle of the disturbed.
Deep in recesses of the earth lays the Cave of Disturbed. In this cave there are hundreds of people all battling for supremacy. In this lair the serpents are plentiful and flash their fangs creating havoc as warriors fight among their own to catch glimpses of the amazing round ORBS. Spies have informed me that the Brainkin has sent all her Minions to put a stop to me acquiring the Metal God's Helmet, it has even been said that she will also be in attendance. It is imperative that I find the helmet for it is this piece of the armor that will block out the mind waves that the Brainkin emits to control me. The Wizard Bid D has said that to counteract the disease of being "pussywhipped" I must find the Metal God's Helment. The wizard suggest that I seek out the famous Dwarfen leader :PFuzzbox and enlist the mighty powers of his battle axe. The Dwarf is known to have a strong taste for debauchery. In the past this would have doomed me but it is my belief that his drunken debauchery can keep Brainkin's Minions at bay. So tonight we battle for the Metal God's Helmut of Salvation and we shall obtain it no matter how many serpents we must put to bed.